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Sunday, October 31, 2010
Happy Halloween from The Hole!
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Operation "Dead Drop" Anonymous File Sharing Espionage
A person by the name of Aram Bartholl has put large size USB drives into walls, curbs, and solid objects all around the NYC area, 5 in total. You can take your USB device of choice, plug it into the wall and share files anonymously.. and it's all offline so completely untraceable.
Spies, government officials, and all around James Bond types have used this in the past using Dead Drop Spikes, a kind of metal spear you drive into the ground or wall with a metal cap that contains money, identification or pertinent information of a secret nature. This USB project is a play on that.
I call this the next big thing. I can imagine a website detailing thousands of "Dead Drops" in your local town or city where people can exchange untraceable information. Police could in theory find these USB drops and remove them or even take the information for themselves, but the implement remains.. no one would ever know the information you put on there was yours. This my friends, is genius. Watch for this to blow up soon.
Adam's Blog - His Flickr - His Twitter
This One's for the Ladies
The other day I blogged Bare Maidens : Live Nude Magical Elves , and to make a long story short the little misses was none to pleased. Not that I was posting hot naked mythical vixens, seriously did you see that blond? Instead she just stated her opinion that all men ever do is post pictures of half naked women or in the case of Bare Maidens, fully naked women cramming a viking's horn straight to Valhalla! I got so caught up in the moment, I almost agreed. My natural instincts knew this could not be. So, to fulfill my duty as a man to prove her wrong.....
This is for all you ladies out there who think that there is nothing out there but Lindsay Lohans vagina pasted on every web page, (it's not on every one right now, but it really should be, just saying).
Ladies...I give you..... >>> Burt on Bearskin!!
This is for all you ladies out there who think that there is nothing out there but Lindsay Lohans vagina pasted on every web page, (it's not on every one right now, but it really should be, just saying).
Ladies...I give you..... >>> Burt on Bearskin!!
1910 Halloween Costumes (Creepy!)
Evil Ed (1997) Full Movie!
This downloaded pretty fast for me, must have had some really good seeders. Audio 9, Video 9.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Charlie Chaplin's Time Traveler Myth Debunked (kinda)
Personally I just like the idea of people being caught using time machines then fucking up old movies. Seriously I'm going to pretend this post never existed.
Robot Jox (1990) Full Movie
What really let me down about this movie is the actual lack of robot fighting, i think 2 1/2 times in 2 hours does any real robot fighting happen, and it's kind of slow motion B movies style exaggerated nonsense. I still like it. I like it knowing the acting is fully a pile of crap, and also knowing robots are cool.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Dungeons & Dragons Revisited
Dungeons & Dragons is an animated television series based on TSR's Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game. A co-production of Marvel Productions and TSR, the show was popular in the United States and ran for three seasons on CBS.The level of violence was controversial for American children's television at the time, and the script of one episode, "The Dragon's Graveyard", was almost shelved because the characters contemplated killing their nemesis, Venger. In 1985, the National Coalition on Television Violence claimed it was the most violent show on network television.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Time Traveller in Charlie Chaplin's "The Circus" 1928
Rewind time to 1928, and the set of the movie "The Circus", starring Charlie Chaplin. Mind you, cell phones, walkie-talkies, hand held radios without antenna's.. all not invented yet. So why would and extra from the movie be walking around with a cell phone in their hand, talking away, in 1928? I call it a chronological anomaly of epic porportions.
Typically I poke fun at things like this, but I have no other explaination. If you Google this nonsense, it's huge, people from all over are screening the footage. A team of people are trying to find out who the person is from logs of extras paid at the movie set, with no avail. Everything about this stinks of Deloreans and time travel. Personally, I'm almost certain it's an eleaborate hoax from whoever put the special features on the DVD, some special effects person with nothing better to do. If anyone has an original reel that can prove that this was filmed this way, then I may be a believer.
This proves that there are obvious, overlooked Anachronisms in old motion pictures if you look hard enough, and I think there are alot more to come. Video Proof below.
Video Of A Time Traveler? - Watch more Funny Videos
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990) Full movie!
Not the best movie, but super entertaining all the same. Enjoy guys. (Hit follow on the left)
Modder Makes Samus' Arm Cannon
I thought Samus was a girl, but seeing how this is a pretty rad mod, i'll let this one slip by without comment.
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Okay I can't not say anything. If my son asks me when he is old enough if he can be Samus I'll smile at him and say yes, but then i will ask him several questions including: "Are you a fag?" - "Did your mother put you up to this?" - "Does this have anything to do with uncle Morgan?"
If he passes all these questions I'll let it go, take my Homosil for extra tolerance, and drink Miller High Life Light untill the feeling passes.
The Force Unleashed 2 Video Review
If I owned a console I would obviously go buy this game right away as it seems right up my alley.. but for now I will save my pennies untill the PC version is in my grasp. 4x multisample anyone? Review below.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife, and hide your Husband, cuz they raping everybody out here.
WATCH THE TOP ONE FIRST!!!
Thanks Baby, Good call.
Monkey Shines (1988) Full movie!
I like this poster better, though i can not read it. Watch the movie now!
My mother had this VHS tape laying around in a huge clam shell case in one of our bookcases. I was not told not to watch it, so one night i popped it in when i was alone and was scared shitless. It was everything i could do to make sure nothing was in or under my bed, in the closet. Small monkeys could be hiding anywhere and they kill handicapped people needlessly everyday. Deceptive little bastards.
Google Summons Mecha-Jesus
Google needs to touch every pussy, dick and asshole in the universe before they feel loved.. and I know exactly how they feel. I envy those employees at Google when they get to look at things most people have not: Books of the Bible that were found in those caves, long forgotten texts, and the earliest known version of the Hebrew Bible. I'd like to think they overlooked something.. something so important... One thing that the Google researches found in the earthen pots, forgotten for ages.. swept away by the winds of time:
Mecha Jesus.
So I'm pretty excited about the first copy of these digitized fragmented documents, needless to say. Hopefully if i catch Google early enough so I can summon my very own Mecha Jesus first. From what I've read it's pretty easy to do and Mecha Jesus knows how to cook Hot Pockets so the shit does not spill out the ends when they are not sealed real good. (Morgan says I cooked it too long, which is bullshit)
Included with your instructions on Google's homepage to summon your own Mecha Jesus, there is a new owners manual that explains how to control him. It's all in Hebrew, but luckily Google has that translator thing which works for that. Hebrew is God's language, and the Hebrew people are the chosen, so naturally Mecha Jesus only eats Matzoh and brown baby food made from ground up foreskins like in Robocop.
One drawback: He despises foreskin, and knows if you have it, so if you have foreskin I don't think Mecha Jesus summoning is for you until the next version comes out, which is being released by Steve Jobs. The rumored name for the second version is "Copeland Snowlions". That one will be considered green, and only use solar power and just a little tiny bit of the aforementioned Foreskin Yogurt.
Black Ops + White Rapper = Awesome
Gamer, non-gamer, goddamn weekend freaking warrior, I don't care. Pre-order this game. Hardened Edition if you've got any balls. Then look for SyntaxError in the "just killed by" area.
Bring your skills.....weak.
Bring your skills.....weak.
The Legend of Zelda/The Birth of a Gamer
I was six when I started playing The Legend of Zelda. It was the most amazing game I’ve ever played and remains so to this day. I remember looking through all my uncle’s old games. There was the Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt combo that I figured I had mastered because I could beat the Dinosaur at the end; also I cheated at Duck Hunt by holding the gun really close to the TV. There was Tetris, which looked like a terrible game that had to do with math or puzzles or something that my teacher would want me to play. There was Donkey Kong which lost its appeal precisely four levels in after I realized that it was the same three levels over and over again…only more difficult each time. I was an aged master of all these games by seven. I even started playing Tetris. (This was purely for the outrageous cartoon sequence at the end with the crazy shaped rockets)
Then one day a friend of mine brought over a Nintendo game that was gold…GOLD!! I was pretty sure it contained actual magic (a fact that has yet to be disproven). There was a problem though. My friend said that it was broken. His logic was that something had to be wrong because when he pushed the “A” button he couldn’t jump on the monsters and whenever he tried he would end up losing hearts and dying. Also there were these things called rupees (obviously misspelled and green instead of red) which were a terrible rip-off of Mario’s coins, except that there were only a few of them in the whole game. Whoever this ‘Zelda’ person was, he obviously couldn’t hold a candle to Mario. (No pun intended.)
Being the logical problem solver I was in my youth, I took a scientific approach to the game. My friend and I wandered endlessly trying every button combination we could think of; dedicated to ridding the in-game world of these pesky jumping spiders, blue goombas, red goombas, and even the dreaded sumo-pigknights with spears. We enjoyed ourselves, but failed utterly at our goal for about 2 months which, by a six-year-olds count, is about 12 years. We were about to give up when we had an epiphany that went something like this:
“Hey, what’s that black spot at the beginning of the game in the huge green thing?”
“Not sure, probably a glitch like when you dropped your Double Dragon 2 in the puddle outside the house and it made everything really blurry…”
“No I don’t think it is”
“Well what is it then?”
“I don’t know. I’m gonna walk over by it.”
Suddenly we went walked down some previously hidden stairs into black chamber. We had seen this before, and were prepared for yet another dungeon to run through until we inevitably died. This time it was different though. There was a man. A sword was in front of him.
Now, yesterday I held off a double six pool zergling rush with my army of two well-placed pylons, three zealots and two spare probes to the thrill of my 2v2 teammate who gleefully giggled as his mutalisk rush simultaneously decimated the home bases of the unprepared Silver League, Rank 2, Zerg players. The day before, I shot 43 cowboys dead in an expert targeting mode, Miners vs. Lawmen, free for all shootout, much to the chagrin of the French players who got second and third and wasted no time in cursing me out in their best English. Last week, my 10th level subtlety rogue and I set foot in Westfall for the first time ever and immediately Shadowstepping behind an enemy using Ambush to kill it in one shot, only to loot it and find a ring that gives plus three to both stamina AND agility!
None of those amazing gaming experiences can even hold a match to the elation of finally, after two months of devout playing and searching, discovering the sword in Zelda. With those four notes of ultimate discovery, the gaming world made sense. We eventually beat Zelda over the course of the next three or four years. It was really, really difficult, and because of that just as rewarding. No gaming experience will ever match the power held within the Gold Cartridge. It’s truly a piece of the Tri-force itself.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Zombicon: 2010 - Downtown Fort Myers - Florida
Zombicon is a homage to Romero's Day/Dawn of the dead in which several scenes (one in particular) were filmed in wonderful boring Ft Myers. Pictures below, more to come.
Star Trek Pumpkin Carving, For the Win
These blessed pumpkins are nothing short of sculpted masterpieces. If i had such a gift, I can only dream what things I could create.. Like Trek pumpkins for instance.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Sonic Fan Remake Gives Record Breaking Orgasm, Twice
I love Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, the whole group as I have talked about many times before. Some enraged, crazy, genius fan made thing game entirely from scratch using the unity 3D engine. The pictures do not do this game justice. Just check out the video: (warning, may need lotion and a beat sock)
Via kotaku
Critters (1986) Full movie!
Just a quick remark, I never could get into this movie. I'm not sure why, but everytime I try to watch it, I either fall asleep or just get too drunk to watch it all the way through. I'm drinking right now, by the way.
What's your Vote? (Gaming Whores)
Personally, I'd have to go with Nariko, from Heavenly Sword. Crazy hot redhead, wielding dual giant swords, what more can you ask for? Although there is some resemblance to Red Sonja. Maybe that's just me?
WHAT'S YOUR VOTE? Comment and publish.
For the Xtreme Generation
Hi kids, Joker here. A little birdie told me alot of you out there were worried about having sex, cause it might lead to that ten dollar whore you rented for the night getting prego. Oh phooey, now you listen to your old Uncle J, there is nothing to be scared of at all. Because one, that roofie you gave her wasn't really a roofie at all, but a chemical compound that we don't have time to explain right now. And two, there were a number of options I felt I needed to look into just in case my own little homicidal sweetheart Harley really did get knocked up! And low and behold, imagine my surprise when I came across this little gem. Salope ne va pas de saigner elle-même.
Perfecto! No sense wasting good hangers ever again. I've already gotten Harley on the waiting list. Cause take it from me, there ain't nothing like a little Bare-backing! Joker approved! AHH HAA HAA HAA HAAAA HAAAA
Perfecto! No sense wasting good hangers ever again. I've already gotten Harley on the waiting list. Cause take it from me, there ain't nothing like a little Bare-backing! Joker approved! AHH HAA HAA HAA HAAAA HAAAA
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Nightbreed has awakened.... Again!
So who exactly are the Nightbreed you may ask?
Basically, the idea goes something like this. There's this big underground city called Midian, stuck out in the Canadian wilderness somewhere, which is kept totally secret from the outside world. And why? Well, because that's where all the monsters live, of course - the twist being that these monsters are actually quite shy and peace-loving and would like nothing better than to be left alone. Of course, as you probably guessed, that is not to be.
Nightbreed tells the story of what happens when a rather disturbed young man called Boone, searches out Midian and in doing so unwittingly leads a bunch of redneck neo-Nazi types to its door. Of course, at this point all hell breaks loose, with rednecks breaking out a secret stock of military weaponry (flamethrowers, rocket launchers etc) and doing their best to destroy the Nightbreed, while Boone attempts to rescue them all.
Oh, did I forget to mention the unnecessary face skin ripping or a mutated chicks crazy ass tits??
Yup, this movie's got them too.
Like it or not this movies spawned more spin off movies, video games, comics, graphic novels and fetish clans then should ever have been allowed.
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