Hole in the sky?

My name is Major, and my heart is black and full of hate...

Friday, August 26, 2011

Gummi Bears - Season 1, Episode 1

Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears is the real name actually. Super high production values for the first time in in saturday morning history, Disney took a huge risk by increaing the budget.. but it paid off big.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Steve Jobs Calls It Quits

I guess owning most of Disney, Pixar, Paramount, and Apple mean you don't have to work anymore. Goodluck Mr. Jobs, don't go out developing some crazy shit again lke the Newton.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Fright Night 2 (1988) Torremt Download

If the link is goes dead, I'll post more torrent links in the comments as time goes on. In exchange for the torrent, click follow on the left! Long live the Nerd.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Guy Dressed as Boba Fett Plays "Hungry Like The Wolf" On An Accordian

I feel bad for this guy, only getting a few hits on youtube for such a masterpiece. Let's show this guy some Unknown:Hole gratitude and give him some hits, eh? He actually is not that bad.

Blade Runner Sequel Announced

From the press release:

Three-time Oscar-nominated director Ridley Scott is set to helm a follow up to his own ground-breaking 1982 science fiction classic "Blade Runner" for Warner Bros-based financing and production company Alcon Entertainment ("The Blind Side," "The Book of Eli").
Alcon co-founders and co-Chief Executive Officers Broderick Johnson and Andrew Kosove will produce with Bud Yorkin and Cynthia Sikes Yorkin, along with Ridley Scott. Frank Giustra and Tim Gamble, CEO's of Thunderbird Films, will serve as executive producers.
The filmmakers have not yet revealed whether the theatrical project will be a prequel or sequel to the renowned original.
Alcon and Yorkin recently announced that they are partnering to produce "Blade Runner" theatrical sequels and prequels, in addition to all television and interactive productions.

My thoughts: How dare you.

Ridley Scott, you asshole. You know i'm going to spend my hard earned money on this movie that will not translate well to the screen with all the new special effects that are available. Nothing will convince me the first movie was nothing short of perfect. It took me 20 years to forgive you for the shitty naration by Harrison Ford, and now this. We already forgave and embraced you for your work on Legend.


The Best Game You Never Played: Allegiance

     That's an in-game screen shot of Allegiance with the UI turned off and all settings at the highest. Not bad for a game that came out in 2000.

     Allegiance is a space combat/strategy MMO. It was made by Microsoft, got rave reviews, had a great popularity and fan base, but fizzled out a short while after. It is now completely organized and run by fans of the games and servers reflect that. Not alot of people play. (sad face)
     Listen: This game.. this awesome game, has very few players and is free to play. It's just like Subspace but way updated, with support for wide screen monitors and high quality sound. This is the last of the great games to have the system requirement of.. wait for it.. a joystick.

     I use a Cyborg X joystick, it's mostly an overkill, but it works very well. When you look at the joystick straight on, it whispers fuck you in your general direction, because that's how cool it is. You can play this game with keyboard and mouse, but i doubt very few people do. Unless you want to play Wing Commander or Incoming!, this is the last great non-flight sim game to use the stick. Personally, i think more games should require the use of a really cool Joystick. If not for just the fact it looks really cool on my desk.

To play free click here. My name in the game is BurnedToast. I made this character last night, so if you see me on, remember i called you a pussy-fag and you blow pigs... so come kill me.

Hot Blizzard Cosplay Girls, Part 1

Click to enlarge. Or shut your door to masterbate, your choice.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

I'm drinking beer tonight gents: It's Kyle Mcclary's Birthday

I don't really know how old he is, i'll be honest, but he is younger than me and has a voracious appetite for beer. As a young man in his 30's, i do appreciate a person who has a colon-deep appreciation for a pint of suds.

If you don't like beer, then please, by all means, go fuck yourself.

Oh, and Happy Birthday Kyle.

World's Angriest Gamer Speaks Out Against DIablo III

I guess this fat guy's rant is up to about half a million hits. I guess eating cheetos and playing games will get you noticed these days. By these standards, i should be a god.

I take gaming pretty seriously and give it a go several times a year. This guy makes it his career to sit on his ass and complain that his fingers are too fat for the macros he needs to hit, and that the system requirements for the newest game do not include runs to 711 for those compressed cuban sandwiches.

Woman Makes R2-D2 Sweater, Old people interested in Star Wars come winter time

Created by Etsy user "EricaKnit", this incredible custom R2-D2 sweater is "made from merino wool for each interested buyer (or whatever type of wool they please) [and] looks particularly appropriate for wintertime cosplay."

The only way to rock out with an R2-D2 sweater is to not wear any pants at all. You have to act like a gentleman after all.

Pictures of Women, Wearing Bacon

Of course you may click to enlarge at any time. I have never been so hungry and turned on at the same time in my entire life. Bacon + Tits = awesome.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Lord Nikon Wallpaper Attempt

Click to enlarge. 1920x1080

I made this from a screen shot that google won't let me upload right now for some reason. 

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Hackers Movie HD Desktop Backgrounds (Zero Cool and Crash Override)

Click to enlarge. Both backgrounds are HD 1920x1080 resolution for widescreen monitors.

I've been sitting on these backgrounds for a while. I Founds them a very long time ago.. 2003-ish? I saved them to a CD and just kind of put them away when i had a chance to convert them to a larger format. Originally 640x480, i had to do some extensive editing in CS5 to get them scaled up and not blurry. Not very hard, but i had time tonight so i thought i would get it out of the way.

The top picture was made from a screen grab of the movie when Crashoverride/Zero Cool (Johnnie Lee Miller) is booting up his computer to hack the gibson at the end of the film. A member of the Ubuntu boards originally made it to a users request, i tweaked the colors, enlarged, and sharpened the end product. I could be wrong about whose computer this is, and i just watched the movie. This was one of my earlier creations based on source material. This background has since been widely distributed on the internet.

The bottom image was made by me. It was made from a screen grab at the beginning of the movie when Zero Cool/Crash Override is taking over a TV station. I remade this one from scratch using the gradient tool, find edges and a few clicks of the paint bucket. Johhny had icons all over his desktop in the movie, so if you want, get some shitty copeland icons from Google Images and go nuts. I have found this desktop image in different variations based on the split second image you see of his computer at the beginning. I decided to try and recreate this image the best i could really. See below:
The pictures above are screen shots of me recreating the image from a youtube video. Click to
The Final Product. Click to enlarge. 1920x1080

The font used in the movie was a condensed OCR A Extended, Bold. I used 18.54pt size, with no blending options used. I decided not to add the icons as some people may wish to kind of place their icons on the bubbles.

**UPDATE** For those of you who are having issues with scaling and images are not the correct size, download the 7zip package here with the original files + photoshop documents so you can play around with it.

Whorelore Seasons 1 & 2 (Torrent) + Extras!

I really don't know what to say about Whorelore. I've watched it when Morgan first came over to my house and show it to me, and thought it was pretty cheesy, but funny, and had some really great looking girls on what appeared to be a shoe-string budget.

Included in the torrent are season 1, "Rogues do it from behind", and season 2, "Pirate Booty".

Saturday, August 6, 2011

More Adrianne Curry playing nerd dress up

It seems if i post just once or twice a week some pictures of Adrianne Curry all gussied up at conventions, my hits take an upward turn. So here's to you Miss Curry. You just made me .32 cents on Google Adsense.

Joysticks (1983) Movie Review and Torrent Download

I was actually trying to find some movies that had Arcade games from the 80's in them, to get some inspiration from the book I'm writing, Syntax Error, when i came across this gem from 1983. Ironically the same year the video game industry crashed. Coincidence? Oh i think not, sir.

If you grew up in the early 80's middle school/early high school era, and you feel the need to relive the dark dingy greasy shitty arcade games from that time period, than i would say this movie would be perfect for you. If you enjoy breasts, there are some, but they really aren't even all that good. What really hot topless girl would find herself with a bunch of nerds in an arcade anyway? I've asked myself these questions for about the last hour before i wrote this review.

The movie starts off with a really good montage-mash up of kids playing arcade games and some basic credits. I'm surprised they could afford the graphic overlays for the intro credits.. seriously.

The main character is a huge nerd, made up to look like one with the glasses and mannerisms. It's obvious from the picture above that he has no idea what a pair of tits and vagina look like.

A gang soon rolls along and threatens the existence of the arcade the movie is based in. Of course, this leads to some nudity, and a challenge to "save" the arcade. I don't really know what they are saving it from. Let's assume they trash the arcade games (they don't) or they steal the girls away so more nerds wont come (they didn't) and then they buy the place (yeah right), this movie would still be pretty horrible. The games are pretty awesome i will admit.

The gang rides on this mini-bikes, and seem to be pretty into it. The girls in the background in this scene openly laugh at the gang leader as he gets into his role. Surprisingly enough, when the gang roll sup to the arcade, no one laughs and seem pretty shit-your-pants afraid.

The challenge later culminates in a showdown on a life sized arcade panel with bowling balls for arcade Joysticks, and a movie screen to play on.

Complete with a Pacman font, the arena is obviously all kinds of awesome. It's now obvious where the budget of the movie went. After this scene, the good guys won, and the gang just leaves, unsure of what to do next. Looking back, arcades seemed like the place to hang out after school. You could smoke and play video games, buy drugs and occasionally see a breast or two. My only experience with arcades has lead me to dealings with shady management and owners, theft, and a stolen merchandise ring right here out of the Edison Mall in Fort Myers Florida.

I think it's pretty safe to download this movie, considering i can't find who owns the rights to it. I'm assuming no respectable person would admit ownership of this steaming 1980's turd.

Captain America (2011) Torrent

I really enjoyed this movie. I thought for sure it would be pretty dull, but i was wrong, i like where they went with it, and they killed Nazis. Any movie where there is "secret nazi (blank)", I'm all in.  The first Indiana Jones was really good after all.

Friday, August 5, 2011

This Just In: Adrianne Curry Plays World of Warcraft Naked

Beautiful women, playing WOW? I'm skeptical. It seems as if she is pretty into the whole nerd thing, you know, going to Comic-CON every year and all. If she has masterbated to the movie Legend from 1986, i'll buy her little sherade.

Until then, look at her naked.

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