Some changes at The Hole?

 

New hotness

Old and busted

     I'm sure you have seen a couple of small changes here recently, and I wanted to be transparent with that, just in case anyone was worried what was going on. Short version, everything is fine, I just decided things need to be brought up to snuff.

• Resized the blog to modern PC dimensions.
• Changed title graphic. Previous graphic had trademarked D&D page and had the names of people who no longer contribute on there. After I resized the blog and margins, the old graphic was very small and was started to look dated and pixelated on mobile. The skeleton is from the Dune MSDOS game I was playing recently turned on it's side and recolored, added some embellishments as well. The hand is from Legend of the Red Dragon ANSI BBS Door game, the text is from something I found on Dafont.com and really like it. It's about 60 layers, the text being most of it. I think it's okay for now and I could change it in the future.
• Removed all posts of straight up nudity and illegal piracy to be more advertiser friendly.
• Removed Author Bios of contributors that are no longer talking to me or contributing. I left their posts up, and links to their blogger profiles at the bottom. Of course any of those people could reach out and submit an article at any time and I would love to hear from them. 
• Added link to an Origin and History of the blog.
• Revised my About Major page. 
• Added a Facebook link, and I will be posting more on social media. **Update: Facebook removed the Unknown Hole Facebook for sharing trademarked images from movies and such. I didn't know that was possible. Not sure if I care enough to make another. 11/7/21**
• Added a Discord link and made a subreddit.
• Deleted (Most...) dead links and dead images.
• Moved a bunch of stuff around and did some general house cleaning.

     All in all, I like the theme and colors of the blog, and the general vibe to everything. I don't want to ruin that for people visiting again after not being here for a while. Even when putting a new title graphic together I wanted to keep the orange-ish theme intact. I remember the old title graphic being much darker and more orange, but I made it when I was still using a CRT as a monitor, on the warmest setting. Things have changed drastically in that regard. Expanding the size affected the picture placement, so had to go back and just check everything over, which was quite a task coming up to 375 posts.

     Last but not least, I'll be moving to another part of the state the third week of October and won't be posting until Mid-November when I get settled in, internet back on and so on. The Reason? Well, the short version is, the company I worked for sold, and I took a new and exciting job in the same industry elsewhere.

**Update 1/5/26** - I opened the original photoshop document of the title banner and upscaled everything for better quality, with the intention to increase the width of the blog in the future if I need to. That is the banner that you are seeing at the top of the page currently. A new monitor upgrade made me realize it was a little fuzzy around the edges, and of low quality.

Anyways, thanks for visiting. 

Hit Keywords from Friday

I see a trend here.. I guess nerds like to look at boobs. Who knew?

Yes i still play Subspace.

I hear the Lamentations.

I hear your fucking lamentations... and your women.

I will be updating more in the near future. I have been busy with.. family problems. (medical/personal) But god knows i will be back to hear your plight. I wish to cleave your brain asunder with my powerful cock of doom.

Morgan is no longer working for me in the same capactity at work. After some deliberation, he was promoted out and given his own location to watch over, much to my chagrin. Hopefully nothing will change here at The Hole. He has called a "Drink Off", which i will participate and take pictures of, in the near future.

Plans are in place to switch out my computer I'm currently using for something better. I was hoping for a new six core computer, but we will see what happens. Right now i use a core2quad laptop and dore duo desktop. My website, Snakepeople.net is hosted on  a computer at my fathers house.

I have more information, links,movies and so on backed up for the next month. I will hopefully have time to dump it all, but for now, enjoy the animated gif of conan chopping and hacking bodies, figuring out the riddle of steel.

Sexy Robot Saturday : Now available on the Sabbath

Attention! Attention!

Sexy Robot Saturday has now been relocated to Sundays. And will be known from this day forth as Sexy Robot Sabbath.

Our scientist have determined through hours of research and development concluding in the statistics now showing Sunday is the best and most requested day for a new Sexy Robot to stimulate the working class just enough to get them through the following workweek.

Unfortunately, our scientist also discovered that the working class is also interested saving time. So, for their sake, and with the help of our lawyers, we have decided to combined two of the three parts for today.

We give you - The Sexy & The Sabbath!!

The robot part is still in the
development stage.

Sexy Robot Saturday. "It's 2011 Bitches!"

A New Year,
a New Sexy
Robot Saturday.
Just like it's
suppose to be.


But Come On, it's 2011 and high time to step it up a notch....

Are you with me!? What?!



...Sorry, To much to fast??

Happy New Year!

Sorry... but I'm really not at all. Conan says sorry to no one! CROM!

Had to take care of some stuff at home. My son had some medical problems but things seem to be on the up-and-up now so i think i'll meander my way back into posting a few times a week and see how it goes. Miss me?

I have some backlogged posts I'm going to dump today and get caught up. Bear with me.

While i was gone Morgan's posts took the number one spot, so it's my job to take them away. The game is afoot!

Look at me Corso.

Hell has it's heroes, Señor.

I was banned from Digg - Part One

Last night i was banned from the website http://www.digg.com/.

I'm a long time user and have been submitting links for a long time, at the rate of about one per week. When i get around to it i submit 2 or 3 but i rarely abuse the process and keep it to a minimum. Before i really get started, Digg allows unlimited posting and unlimited comments, and encourages their users to get busy.

Yesterday i found out the limit of that. If you comment on someone else link four time in 24 hours, you get flagged for your account to be banned. If you submit more than four links in a day, you are flagged to get your account banned. If you post any links, add too many friends, scroll too fast, or change your profile significantly, you are being flagged for your account to be banned. Bascially, Digg team members are cocksuckers.

I had commented on four nerdy/geek stories my Digg friends had posted with legitimate comments over 24 hours. My comments were replied too and given the big thumbs up. Digg responded to this by banning me around 10pm last night, and sending me this email:

Your account was reported to us as being in violation of our Terms of Use (http://about.digg.com/tou) that you agree to when you registered for Digg.com.

Specifically spamming Digg stories with spam comments.

From Digg Terms Of Use (http://about.digg.com/tou): 5. USER CONDUCT

7. to submit stories or comments linking to affiliate programs, multi-level marketing schemes, sites/blogs re-purposing existing stories (source hops), or off-topic content;

10. to advertise to, or solicit, any user to buy or sell any products or services. It is also a violation of these rules to use any information obtained from the Services in order to contact, advertise to, solicit, or sell to any user without their prior explicit consent;

We must be vigilant in protecting against activities that compromise the Digg community, we'll unban your Digg account if you agree to Digg's Terms Of Use.

Thank you,


-The Digg Support Team.
P.S. We are cocksuckers and love to suck huge black cocks.


I was told it would be no big deal and my account would get reactiviated, but this is seriously a huge pain in my ass. Because I'm having a hard time keeping this site going with fresh visitors.. being new and all.. Digg.com helps me with about 20% of my viewership. So I need this website, i thought it was cool, and I may have to get along without it if this shit keeps happening. If anyone is reading this and your clicking a link from Digg.com, help a brother out and email these fuck-tards, tell them they suck for me. I would do it myself but I'm not even able to access their help form.

Badass Motherfucker Awarded

As I am playing the new COD Black Ops and kicking ass, mocking some poor kid that I just killed with a hatchet, I wondered how I would rank being a badass motherfucker. The more I thought, the more specifications there could be. Are we talking about body count? Land conquered? Type & skill of a kill? Or just being able to kick ass without even lifting a finger?
Then I considered who I thought was a badass. But the list grew the more I thought...there are many more, but here are a few examples:










Then one shined above them all. Not only from the incredible parts he has played in movies and tv. But for the fact that he has actually lived the crazy life. Been to the bottom and the top. So, on the eve of Unknown Hole in the Sky's First Annual Badass Motherfucker Awards, I am happy to congratulate Mr. Danny Trejo for being the Baddest Badass Motherfucker to date.



Sorry Jason Statham, but keep banging Amy Smart in public and maybe you'll qualify next year.

Happy Anniversary X-Ray

With the 115th anniversary of the discovery of the X-Ray, I thought I'd share some of the best uses I have seen today....and yes, that is a gun shoved up a vagina then X-Rayed. I know German physicist William Röntgen who pioneered the use of x-rays 115 years ago, would be very happy with these pics....your welcome Billy! And now, looking at this last one...I do really want a coke classic. (not that one)














I also found this movie that I have never seen before, but will very soon. Great soundtrack! Doctor Feel Good can suck it!

Major Skating at Lehigh Skate Park (Video)

Morgan and I had made several trips to the skate park and other local skating hang outs to get some inspiration for our book, Syntax Error. As I do not own a skate board currently, we would go out on skates and film other people skating, and ourselves. This is one such video of me jumping the box and hitting a couple quarterpipes.

Sexy Robot Saturday

I know, where has this been? Right? Seriously, aren't we there yet technologically? Twenty-first century and all, with the "Welcome to the World of Tomorrow". But I digress, and here by claim this day and all like it as 'Sexy Robot Saturday'! This comes at a price. I challenge anyone to find a sexier, more warped, robotic female then I have. Cause really, what's better then a hot ass sexy robot babe on a Saturday afternoon?...with an off switch, did I mention that part?

If Bruce Lee & Aaliyah had a badass kid...

...this would be her. I don't know who this girls PR Rep is, but she needs to fire his sorry ass. How can it be that I have never seen this chick before? She is amazing. Holy Shit, I just had to go watch this video again. Look, I have never been a stalker before, but I think this dogs day has come. I just smacked my fiance' out of a dead sleep just to tell her I am leaving to go find this Superhero Singer Model Actress, Victoria Vives. I have seen a lot of actor/actresses try to do the moves, but this chick actually knows her shit. Hate to tell ya ladies, but hot chicks who watch, know and can preform martial arts are so fuckin' SEXY as HELL. And men will do anything for them. So all those times when you bitched and moaned about watching a Kung Fu flick and made him change it, later that night, it was just an anger-bang....trust me. And if you still think I'm kidding, give it a try. I'll say 'I told ya so' in the morning when you're icing it down.




no major
i haven't found any naked vids yet, but ya know how diligent i can be

Happy Halloween from The Hole!

Happy Halloween!

Guess what I'll be doing this holiday? You're right! Drinking my face off. Later I will be pawning off my son's cuteness to the neighbors in exchange for candy which i will eat while I look at them out the window like a creepy bastard.

Now this shit is really getting outta' hand!

Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife, and hide your Husband, cuz they raping everybody out here.

WATCH THE TOP ONE FIRST!!!



Thanks Baby, Good call.

For the Xtreme Generation

Hi kids, Joker here. A little birdie told me alot of you out there were worried about having sex, cause it might lead to that ten dollar whore you rented for the night getting prego. Oh phooey, now you listen to your old Uncle J, there is nothing to be scared of at all. Because one, that roofie you gave her wasn't really a roofie at all, but a chemical compound that we don't have time to explain right now. And two, there were a number of options I felt I needed to look into just in case my own little homicidal sweetheart Harley really did get knocked up! And low and behold, imagine my surprise when I came across this little gem. Salope ne va pas de saigner elle-même.



Perfecto! No sense wasting good hangers ever again. I've already gotten Harley on the waiting list. Cause take it from me, there ain't nothing like a little Bare-backing! Joker approved! AHH HAA HAA HAA HAAAA HAAAA

It does not have to make any sense at all, come hither.

TIP: if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex. Wish me luck - I appear in court next Monday.
-~-
"What then is truth? A mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms -- in short, a sum of human relations, which have been enhanced, transposed, and embellished poetically and rhetorically, and which after long use seem firm, canonical, and obligatory to a people: truths are illusions about which one has forgotten that is what they are; metaphors which are worn out and without sensuous power; coins which have lost their pictures and now matter only as metal, no longer as coins.
We still do not know where the urge for truth comes from; for as yet we have heard only of the obligation imposed by society that it should exist: to be truthful means using the customary metaphors - in moral terms, the obligation to lie according to fixed convention, to lie herd-like in a style obligatory for all."
-~-
When I have a need to explore the human weakness I visit sixbillionsecrets.com and have a chuckle. Because really - just kill yourself.

I want someone to take pictures of the suicides and compile them into a website like they use to have for Myspace. It would show you their page and their death of choice. It was really uplifting. Cut away idiots, the planet will thank you for your compost!

Al is watching you.

Al: Dan, I see cocksuckers down there, lots of them, they aren't buying any whiskey and they aren't buying any cunt.

Dan: Want me to kill them Al?

Al: Kill them and they'll -never- be able to buy whiskey or cunt. Remember that when you open your own place.