Bacon Tits

Pictures of Women, Wearing Bacon

Of course you may click to enlarge at any time. I have never been so hungry and turned on at the same time in my entire life. Bacon + Tits = awesome.

Sexy Robot Saturday : Now available on the Sabbath

Attention! Attention!

Sexy Robot Saturday has now been relocated to Sundays. And will be known from this day forth as Sexy Robot Sabbath.

Our scientist have determined through hours of research and development concluding in the statistics now showing Sunday is the best and most requested day for a new Sexy Robot to stimulate the working class just enough to get them through the following workweek.

Unfortunately, our scientist also discovered that the working class is also interested saving time. So, for their sake, and with the help of our lawyers, we have decided to combined two of the three parts for today.

We give you - The Sexy & The Sabbath!!

The robot part is still in the
development stage.

Sexy Robot Saturday. "It's 2011 Bitches!"

A New Year,
a New Sexy
Robot Saturday.
Just like it's
suppose to be.


But Come On, it's 2011 and high time to step it up a notch....

Are you with me!? What?!



...Sorry, To much to fast??

Happy New Year!

I'm Jones-in' for some Jones Bacon Flavored Soda (review)

Yeah they have pizza flavored too, but really, who cares! They have BACON SODA!

I'll explain my experience with the bacony, fizzy concoction in a moment but first where you can buy it: All you have to do is go to Jones' great website, and pick up the multi pack which comes with some Bacon flavored popcorn, bacon chap stick, and wonderful bacon gravy mix so you can wash the soda down with nice bacon gravy... all for the low, low price of $9.99.

I bought my two-pack at the local Barnes & Noble here in Fort Myers. I'll start out by saying that its not real fizzy, but is definitely really bacony.. smoky even. Not like the neon red bacon bits you get at the salad bar, like sweet smoky bacon you would cook at home. It's really only good for a few sips, but I let someone smell it waiting in line and they, like most people, love the smell of bacon and instantly wanted to trade me hours of sex for just one sip. (not really)

Overall I'd give it a 7. It's really not that drinkable, but a good little novelty that almost makes you throw up after three sips. Smells awesome, and increases your man-score by a factor of x7 when drank.

WANT: Bacon Talking Plush

Dear Thinkgeek,

Thank you Thinkgeek. You are so awesome. Making a talking slice of plush bacon is the best thing you ever did, right up there with selling a casette tape slot for your computer. Thanks again.. -Major

Badass Motherfucker Awarded

As I am playing the new COD Black Ops and kicking ass, mocking some poor kid that I just killed with a hatchet, I wondered how I would rank being a badass motherfucker. The more I thought, the more specifications there could be. Are we talking about body count? Land conquered? Type & skill of a kill? Or just being able to kick ass without even lifting a finger?
Then I considered who I thought was a badass. But the list grew the more I thought...there are many more, but here are a few examples:










Then one shined above them all. Not only from the incredible parts he has played in movies and tv. But for the fact that he has actually lived the crazy life. Been to the bottom and the top. So, on the eve of Unknown Hole in the Sky's First Annual Badass Motherfucker Awards, I am happy to congratulate Mr. Danny Trejo for being the Baddest Badass Motherfucker to date.



Sorry Jason Statham, but keep banging Amy Smart in public and maybe you'll qualify next year.

Major's Cellphone Pictures 11/10/10

I'm going to try and upload blurry pictures from my cell phone everyday.. I'll try to post some interesting stuff if I come accross it.. odds are I will. Yes that is a 30 sided die in the picture on the bottom. I found it in my change tray thing on the hutch, so far as I know the only reason they exist is to show a random number between 1 and 30.

Happy Anniversary X-Ray

With the 115th anniversary of the discovery of the X-Ray, I thought I'd share some of the best uses I have seen today....and yes, that is a gun shoved up a vagina then X-Rayed. I know German physicist William Röntgen who pioneered the use of x-rays 115 years ago, would be very happy with these pics....your welcome Billy! And now, looking at this last one...I do really want a coke classic. (not that one)














I also found this movie that I have never seen before, but will very soon. Great soundtrack! Doctor Feel Good can suck it!

Epic Bacon Sandwiches - Fuck You Vegetarian Fuckers

You're going to need a nice tall cold glass of beer to wash that down with...

Sexy Robot Saturday

I know, where has this been? Right? Seriously, aren't we there yet technologically? Twenty-first century and all, with the "Welcome to the World of Tomorrow". But I digress, and here by claim this day and all like it as 'Sexy Robot Saturday'! This comes at a price. I challenge anyone to find a sexier, more warped, robotic female then I have. Cause really, what's better then a hot ass sexy robot babe on a Saturday afternoon?...with an off switch, did I mention that part?

A Burger.. Made Entirely of Bacon

From Wired:

"A little research indicated that the likelihood was that my bacon would lose about half of its weight during cooking. That seemed a bit high to me, especially since the bacon I’d bought had a good percentage of meat in each slice, so I figured starting with 19 slices, for a weight of 10.45 ounces, would cover me. "

You have to be kidding me. There is nothing that turns me on more than that burger.. that salty crispy brown mess that i desire to put in my mouth. Lovingly. I guess my wife cleaning the bathrooms does turn me on, but its not the same kind of turn on.



To read more about bacon burgers.. The great burger odyssey!
Yeah i know it's my day off but i needed.. excuse me.. HAD TO post this.