DOS 1993 BBS vibes. Monochrome gas plasma throwback. Modern media meets text adventure.
DOS 1993 BBS vibes. Monochrome gas plasma throwback. Modern media meets text adventure.
Late in the cycle of the VHS era, TV ushered in fresh new content in an attempt to breathe fresh life into the platform of basic cable. You may have had 40-50 channels, but often times at night, nothing was on. If you wanted to watch movies, you had to pay for those channels. After 10pm, most channels went to infomercials, paid programming, or just turned off completely. In those times, Bravo bailed out the night owls with some unique perspective. This channel had the market cornered on random and obscure, and I was here for it.
For the first time you could tune in to a channel with very limited commercials, with breaks and channel programming announced by a melodic deep voice with dreamy transitions. There was a new or old live recording of Cirque Du Soleil on damn near every night. Live concerts, movies only screened at Cannes film festival, and weekends of rare london underground punk movies complete with nudity and violence. My step mother got me into enjoying theatre, so you can imagine my surprise when over the holidays there was a Broadway marathon including CATS- something I did not see live until around college age.
I was introduced to independant and low budget cinema from watching Bravo past 2am on a weekdays. Films that would never find their way to America got limited viewing and promotion; rare back then. Trainspotting would come on at midnight, London Kills me at 2am, and Blue Juice at 3:45. I worked nights, never slept. This level of chaotic programming was right up my alley and expanded what I knew about international and foreign movies, which at the time as basically nothing.
I have a fond memory of an experience I owe to my girlfriend at the time, who was out of town, calling me to tell me to tune into Bravo. There was a movie that I would like on, you should watch it. We ended up on the phone for over an hour watching the greater part of The Name of the Rose starring Sean Connery. My first watch, but I had read the Umberto Ecco book before, but it had been a while. I had no idea this movie existed, and we watched it on the phone together in silence until the breaks where we speculated what was going to happen next. What a rare treat at the time to catch something as meaningful and as profound as this movie on basic cable at the ripe old age of 15. The commercial breaks were minimal, complete with subdued lighting and noise. Before the movie resumed, a narrator explained the differences between the movie and the book, and speculated director choices. After the movie, there was an interview with Umberto Ecco. This was peak nerd shit, I'm telling you. I was fucking hooked.
I learned so much about music. I had no idea Frida had her own album that she launched solo in the early 80's, let alone the fact that Phil Collins wrote and performed the whole thing, did all the work, and really just did not get along with the ABBA alum.. but here we are at 1:30am watching a whole retrospective about how the music was made. Down the rabbit hole we go as the next 5 hours of programming were devoted to live Genesis performances synced to pictures and videos of art and people dancing. Strange but powerful. The arts shape the young mind, and so I was indeed molded to be interested in media I did not wholly understand.
TLDR; Bravo was a way normal people in America could be cultured in the 90's without breaking the bank, and consume media that you never knew existed.
We're not talking about Blockbuster, Family Video, or Hollywood Video here- we are hailing the dingy and cluttered neighborhood video rental stores of the 80's and 90's. Where the family enslaved their kid to work behind the counter; where the rentals for video games were always around 2 years old and the snacks around the same age. Posters peeling off the walls. This was the age of the Five-Day Rental.
What exactly is a Five-Day Rental, and what would constitute a Five-Day Rental movie? Well, I'm glad you asked. In my neck of the woods it was typically limited to Horror, Sword and Sandal, and cheesy martial arts or Sci-Fi. Admittedly, some of the movies in this section would not deserve to be there, but that was half the fun. Scooping up 6-7 movies on the cheap, and lucking out on a few, or discovering an actor or series you didn't know you liked. To qualify I think there has to be the following things: violence, nudity, camp/jank, and sometimes a low budget. Below would 5 good examples of movies I had in rotation, and would be an easy pick up for my brother and I.
About a month ago I had to attend a promo out of market, at a Publix Pours location in Wellington Florida, in West Palm. I'm from there, so signed up right away to visit my old stomping ground. After about a 4 hour drive, I arrived and found myself in quite the situation- I had to park about 2 miles away, and the place I was going, they don't exactly let people with backpacks with laptops in. I ended up in my car for about an hour with my laptop perched on the steering wheel, uncomfortable, power cables running all over the interior of my truck. It was a small stressor, but it had me thinking how I could get ahead of it.
After getting home I found a very large 10,000mAh battery pack that is solar, waterproof, and has the ports I need on it, with a stand. Charge 3 devices at once! What a coincidence, I happen to daily two phones and a smart watch, so this comes in clutch. The second piece of kit I added is something I've seen on reddit- a foldable pocket keyboard and touchpad that syncs to bluetooth. Leather wrapped, thin and sleek with a surprisingly large keyboard with full Num-pad, this foldable was far better than it should be for the price, and I rarely charge it. The touchpad is large and works well, and there is nothing needed to install- the phone picks up on it right away and the cursor appears. I added this to my already bad-fucking-ass Z Fold 6 with it's screen with built in stand and stylus holder, and we're off to the races.
I live in a major metropolitan area, where I often have to park my car, pay like $20-$50 to do so, and walk or take my electric scooter to my destination. Typically this is in downtown Tampa, Ybor City, or Clearwater Beach. Recently during game days, this has been pretty common in the St. Pete Area. I finally had a real world application where I would not be able to have my whole backpack of tech with me, and I had work to do in St. Pete two weeks ago. I put my stack of 3 devices in my left pocket, hopped on my scooter and took off down to Fergs when they were just opening about 5 blocks away. I had about two hours until my event started, so I used this chance to open my cool micro-battlestation and hammered out several emails, designed a facebook post, and edited several spreadsheets. After about 30 minutes, it felt like any other laptop, just small in stature. I got more than my share of strange looks, and even a waitress who asked me what that hell is going on and was very fascinated. All in all, I love my little cheap portable setup and will be using it several times a month to increase productivity going forward.
I'll be clear: In no way did I discover this, it was uploaded by u/doodlebuuggg on reddit from the r/DHExchange community. The blog post on how these photos was discovered is located here. For those not familiar, this is a data hording sub that is very interesting and making sure things don't disappear. All the pictures are scans of candids from an employee of the company, and have the look and the feel of someone just snapping pictures that is hanging out. Nothing professional, just lifestyle pics of someone who seems like or work in arcades.
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Obscure 90's and 2000's cartoons is where it's at. Sherlock Holmes and the 22nd Century existed right in between Mummies Alive and Princess Guinevere and the Jewel Riders in order of relative obscurity. Mummies Alive being the better show, but only marginally. Mighty Max was another show that is not talked about enough, but saw a little more airtime and had a superior intro rock soundtrack that still blows most 35 year old men's vasectomies off, even today.
In 2005 I was already over a year into playing World of Warcraft with my wife. I use to own a small but well known PC Repair Business, which I sold my controlling stake to a friend, so I had no shortage of old and aging PC parts, monitors, keyboards, etc. Really common in the business sector at the time was Pentium 3 Coppermine gateway computers, so I had tons of them laying around. There was a well known FAQ how to get an extra 200-300mhz out of them, and really get them screaming for zero dollars spent. I had an entire box of used Geforce 2-4 video cards, so this was the PC's we rocked at the time for many, many years:
Vampire Hunter D was on of those movies that I heard about in middle school, in the early 90's. "Hey, have you seen that crazy R Rated japan cartoon with the Vampires?" Suncoast Motion Picture Company had the goods, but holy hell did you have to pay. $39.99 for a VHS tape on the worst quality that you would pass around to all your friends, watch at sleepovers, and introduce tons of other people to the genre. I lump this movie up with Wicked City and Ninja Scroll- I watched them around the same time and felt like this was the more tame of the three. I was really into Vampire shit at the time, reading tons of Anne Rice, so this was icing on the cake.
The NEC PC Engine LT was released in 1991, and it was an expensive Japanese only release then, so did not do well. For less money you could get the Turbo Express which had a way to connect to an external monitor and used batteries, where the LT needs an AC adapter to fully work. The trade off? Better quality backlit screen and compatibility with all your old gadgets and gizmos that hook up to the PC engine already. This console fits the same cradle as the Core Grafx, so could slot the Super CD Rom adapter, audio enhancer, different card readers for the three different kinds of CD roms you need, and the myriad of other add-ons that you don't really need, but want.
Long before the release of the Gameboy Advance SP, you could play 16 bit (well, not quite) games on a backlit screen, play modern titles available on the SNES, and look much cooler doing it.
I could go on forever about this, and I just might in another post. For now, enjoy more pictures of this unique handheld that inspired a whole marketing angle years later.