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Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy Fourth of.. JulY!! AHAHAaaAHAHA!!!!!

Hey Kiddies, Joker Here! The Misses and I would like to wish all of you little boys and girls the best Fourth of July! Try not to blow off all those little fingers today. And remember, it is a common misconception that TNT and dynamite are the same thing, or that dynamite contains TNT. Though both are high explosives, there is no other similarity between them. While dynamite is an absorbent mixture soaked in nitroglycerin, then compacted into a cylindrical shape and wrapped in paper, TNT is a specific chemical compound called 2,4,6-trinitrotoluene. That reminds me, in the holiday spirit, I have devised an Independence Day surprise for a very special someone, I am hoping that it just blows her mind! Literally! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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