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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

So, Who Wants Tentacle Rape??


So for my first post here I have decided to tackle the topic of tentacle rape.
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Tentacle rape is great. It is always amusing to watch some poor young girl stuffed full of tentacles. It's always fascinating to watch.
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And not like the, "Oh, shit gotta change my panties" fascinating, but the, "Why the hell can't this happen randomly in real life!" fascinating.
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Take for example, the guy in the deli at Publix who makes my subs.
This is what he would look like with tentacles crammed in every orifice.
How dare he not put extra sub sauce on my sandwich.
He has a penis tentacle in his awaiting mouth.
He was probably being chased through the woods, tied up by penis, then took 3 fat-backs in the dumper.
Probably wishes he had that extra sub sauce now.
He could use it to lube those tentacles, everyone knows tentacles don't come with lube. See Fig A.
What a Faggot.


Fig. A (Now, with lube!)

If I had one wish, that wish would be to command the awesome powers of my very own tentacle army. My own pulsing, throbbing, army. Of penis.

18 comments:

  1. I would have had a better pic of tentacles in a can if I had photoshop or if you had done your job and got me one... I did it on paint.

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  2. I read tentacle rape as the topic and my immediate comment was going to be, "oh i'm so turned on right now!"

    was.

    Not only have you defiled the beautiful institution of tentacle rape hentai by introducing this sodomy upon my eyes but I may never be able to eat peanuts again.


    I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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  3. You like it... stop lying to yourself. I know it turns you on to think of tentacles lubed up with the sub sauce from the publix deli.. mmmm... sub sauce.

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  4. Well it would be perfectly acceptable if you were the one taking on the tentacles! I myself would apply some sweet, sweet and delicious Publix sub sauce which I personally drink before every sexual encounter to increase the size of my manhood and extend my stamina.

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  5. Damnit she is right. By thor's hammer, sub sauce is a miracle of miracles. What is it!? Oily Italian goodness. Damn it to hell.

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  6. So by the way major what happened to photoshoping me a pic of tentacles in a can??

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  7. I tried to txt you for one, but i guess you were just to busy for tentacles... what a sad day... btw you know you misspelled my last name?? I've know you for how long and you can't even spell my name correctly? That's balls sir!

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  8. no it's supposed to be without lube!!!

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  9. Besides with condoms how am I supposed to bread tentacles for my tentacle army?? Didn't think of that did you??

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  10. Im working, needed a "filler" pic and that for some reason was in my picture folder.

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  11. Ok... That's more acceptable.

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  12. Yo Shawntel, why are you 'bread'ing, the tentacle army? Are you planning to lather yourself in marinara sauce and get some deep fried tentacle love? Why do you gotta' always mix food and sex?

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  14. I thought the would be tasty breaded and fried... no I meant to say breeding. my bad.

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