Tentacle rape is great. It is always amusing to watch some poor young girl stuffed full of tentacles. It's always fascinating to watch.
And not like the, "Oh, shit gotta change my panties" fascinating, but the, "Why the hell can't this happen randomly in real life!" fascinating.
Take for example, the guy in the deli at Publix who makes my subs.
This is what he would look like with tentacles crammed in every orifice.
How dare he not put extra sub sauce on my sandwich.
He has a penis tentacle in his awaiting mouth.
He was probably being chased through the woods, tied up by penis, then took 3 fat-backs in the dumper.
Probably wishes he had that extra sub sauce now.
He could use it to lube those tentacles, everyone knows tentacles don't come with lube. See Fig A.
What a Faggot.
Fig. A (Now, with lube!)
If I had one wish, that wish would be to command the awesome powers of my very own tentacle army. My own pulsing, throbbing, army. Of penis.