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Sunday, June 27, 2010

XXX Xanth? Fan Fiction meets pornography.


God... Xanth.

My Social Studies teacher was very strict in 8th grade, but god love him, he likes Piers Anthony novels as much as me. Well.. maybe not as much as me. I remember having to hide the cover to The Color of her Panties, because i was afraid the teachers would not get the right idea if they saw it. I mean as far as book names go, its really easy to get the wrong idea with that title. Recently i read Xanth number 33.

Truth be told i have all the Xanth books. I will also admit i have all his books.. Rare ones, first editions and so on. I guess im a collector. I love books in general, but thats an epic saga all by iteself. Today we talk about XXX Xanth, a fan fiction about and in Piers Anthony's famous Xanth universe. With hardcore sex.

A few years back i wrote Mr. Anthony a letter about it, and he thought it was pretty interesting. He wrote about it in one of his Author's notes in one of his Xanth books, and also in his newsletter on Hipiers.com, his website. Alas, it never garnered alot of attention in the public eye. So.. here it is.



Author's Note: These are a series of stories which I am basing on one of my all time favorite fantasy works, the Xanth Novels. The actual books contain mild erotica and were a great influence on me during my earlier years. They speak of sex between numerous fantasy creatures including centaurs, elves, nymphs, harpies, mermaids, fauns, fairies, humans, dragons, naga, gorgons, and numerous others.

Major's note: I do not fucking agree with this, but i do see there is some sexual innuendo in the series, which towards the end was a little too much for me. The over-use of love springs to get random characters to fuck is just not my thing, but i will admit i wanted a horse and man to do it from the outset. Okay what was i saying this is awesome. Sorry.

Quotes:
"Dana felt strange twinges in her maidenhood as the soft velvety fur of Arthurs equine half rubbed against her thin panties."

"If you do not obey me I will rip each of your little maidenly nipples from your body and eat them. Do you understand?" the harpy asked in a small menacing voice."
God I could go on.

I like the use of the word 'Maiden', which is used almost 30 times in the course of the first part of this epic adventure.

It seems to me this Author loved Xanth, as did i , growing up. I'm under the impressions that this author is a woman, which also scares me because that woman could be my wife, and in that case i would have to dress her up and do unmaidenly things to her nipples.

Yar!

1 comment:

  1. part two is available @ http://unknownhole.blogspot.com/2010/10/xxx-xanth-part-2-dana-makes-deal.html

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