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Thursday, November 11, 2010

I'm Jones-in' for some Jones Bacon Flavored Soda (review)

Yeah they have pizza flavored too, but really, who cares! They have BACON SODA!

I'll explain my experience with the bacony, fizzy concoction in a moment but first where you can buy it: All you have to do is go to Jones' great website, and pick up the multi pack which comes with some Bacon flavored popcorn, bacon chap stick, and wonderful bacon gravy mix so you can wash the soda down with nice bacon gravy... all for the low, low price of $9.99.

I bought my two-pack at the local Barnes & Noble here in Fort Myers. I'll start out by saying that its not real fizzy, but is definitely really bacony.. smoky even. Not like the neon red bacon bits you get at the salad bar, like sweet smoky bacon you would cook at home. It's really only good for a few sips, but I let someone smell it waiting in line and they, like most people, love the smell of bacon and instantly wanted to trade me hours of sex for just one sip. (not really)

Overall I'd give it a 7. It's really not that drinkable, but a good little novelty that almost makes you throw up after three sips. Smells awesome, and increases your man-score by a factor of x7 when drank.

1 comment:

  1. http://www.mademan.com/chocolate-covered-bacon/

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