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Saturday, August 28, 2021

Making Tech Money in the 90's

 

     Let's be honest. Making money on technology in the 90's and early 2000's was insanely easy. I'll explain how I made enough money to open my own business while in college, how I made money even in high school, and the skills you needed to be able to do it.

     Years before LGR was building his dream rigs from Ebay hand picked parts, my friends and I were Macintosh gamers and soft hackers, thinking we owned the world and everything was for us. We had limited tech knowledge, but school gave us multiple opportunities to expand our skills, and we always knew someone that was throwing away an old computer. DOS gaming always seemed more primitive to what we had on the Macintosh, with having to navigate command lines and different kinds of ram management, and typically there was a Mac version of the game we wanted, and it ran better on our systems anyway. Needless to say, all of the experience I had working on PC's was 90% Macintosh related.. and they rarely broke. Macintosh was the premium, more expensive option, and they were very upgradeable. Schools used them, everything was easy to install. Plug this in, press this button, ram goes here, hard drive goes there. They were all the same. It was a niche, but I didn't know anyone in my circle of friends that preferred their IMB compatible over their Macintosh.


    I realized right away that people were absolutely terrified to open their computer. In most old Macs, there was a red button on the motherboard you press to reset the computer, and it would fix most issues right away... but that would require you to take 2 screws off and slide the motherboard out of the tray and press it. I never had a Mac just not start after I put it back together after an upgrade or a reset. People starting calling on me when they heard I could take them apart, and would pay me $50-$100 just to press a button on the motherboard, or put a paperclip in the little hole to eject a floppy. I remember once, someone gave me a $100 bill to plug in a modem to the back of the computer and turn it on, and install AOL.


    When Gateway started offering dirt cheap computers locally with everything included, I knew my Mac days were numbered. My parents were early adopters and bought a top of the line Windows 95 system for the house and of course ignored it and let me do whatever I wanted with it. Like anything, I felt it was just as easy to take this apart as it was to play one of those kids games where you stick the colored shape blocks in to their corresponding holes. Literally two screws to take the case off, and the there is a the cards, board, processor, hard drive and power supply. Some small changes like plugging in sound cards, and the CDROM had to be plugged in to that, but that's not much of a learning curve. Learning DOS seemed easy after navigating an operating system if you could visualize you were accessing folders and could memorize half a dozen commands. Within a week, I felt very confident I could fix or build a DOS or Windows PC from scratch, and work on older systems. 


    I never had to buy anything. People upgraded and just tossed out their old computers, sometimes if there was nothing wrong with them. They would ask me their old PC and toss it after I just set up their new one and got them online for the first time. A few times, I brought computers home that were better than my own, and had some unique upgrades that I could use. I started collecting parts, boxes and boxes of parts. Bags of old and new ram, monitors piled up 10 deep. Cardboard boxes of mice and keyboards. I didn't even have a business card but would get 3-5 calls a week to come and replace a mouse or keyboard. 99% of the time it was just dirty, so I would take it home, clean it and bag it up for sale. I was still living at home and my closet and the hall closet became a repository for my de facto PC warehousing. I found some beige PC cases during one particularly fruitful dumpster dive, with laundry baskets full of old IBM XT and PS2 parts and software. I knew nothing about these other operating systems and computers, or how they worked. I had never seen a server in person before, but people have asked me to work on them. All of these things combined, I decided to start networking computers together on the floor of my bedroom for fun. 


     Understanding Networking on bedroom floor with 3 junk PC's all tied together was an eye opening experience. I had networked Macs together to play games over the IPX protocol, and the GEO port to play Doom against buddies, but never for Business, and definitely not on PC. It was actually not that hard, and I had so many spare parts, it was easy to learn and make my own network and get files transferring. I started taking Networking jobs as well as I started to take my first college classes, and around that time, I made my first business cards and got started making a name for myself.

Working out of my bedroom, I was taking 20-30 jobs and house calls per week, while working part time at a gas station. Those were very busy days. 50% of the jobs were old people that could not connect to AOL/Prodigy/Compuserve, and needed a modem or just a quick reset or change a phone line out because it got pinched. I would charge $50 to show up, and $50 per hour if it did not require any parts. I was getting so much work I started turning the hourly jobs down in favor of the bigger ones. New PC setup was a big business then. I would recommend a computer or they would just buy it on their own from a magazine or the TV, and would call me and I would just hook it up for them and show them how to use it. I charged $150 for this service and took me an hour. Anything after an house, I told them I would have to come back and they would have to schedule another service. $150 to plug some wires in and show them how to print a picture of their grandkid and send an email. 


     The other 50% of house calls were always a burned up modem. I would carry an external US robotics modem in the car, bring that inside and if that worked and their internal one didn't, I would replace the modem. Where did I get the modems? I would buy them 25 at a time from PC Mall magazine for $8 each. The cheapest ones they had, 28.8 baud, no frills, Hayes compatible. I would charge $25 for the modem, which if you bought one at the store for $99, you knew you were getting a good deal. Some people would tell me they would get one at the store, then call me back and say just come put it in, because my fee and the cost was still lower. Remember, the only place you could buy a modem back then was at a specialty computer store that would 100% of the time charge 3 times too much and rip you off for any of the services. My local repair shop I dealt with for some diagnostic things would charge $90 an hour, minimum of 2 hours, and they would get it.

My job at the time was paying me $7.75 an hour, but reimbursed me for my college costs, and gave me free health insurance. Yes, free. I only worked 20 hours a week and if I called in to take a PC job they would never say anything because I was in a relationship with the store manager. I was able to save $20,000 in one year, and that's with buying a motorcycle, a car that I put tons of money in to make it fast, and anything I could want to have at the time. I did have distractions where I would take a few weeks off, like my ex-girlfriend sleeping with my best friend(s)? and moving in to my own place. I rented both sides of a duplex, did my PC stuff out of one side and lived in the other. $525 a month per side. 

Things started to slow down, where the only business I was getting was building new PC's and networking large jobs. It was weekly work and allowed me to save further. I got a new girlfriend and treated her to vacations and a good way of life while she was going through Hair School locally. I brought on a friend to take the jobs and he ended up buying the business from me and making it in to something great. I called an ex-girlfriend who I knew had a younger brother interested in tech and gave him all my inventory that wasn't being used for free. Wrap up below:

- Made 20k a year from 1998-2000

- Made 40k in 2001

- Made 66k in 2002 and in 2003 sold the business for 15k after taxes

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Facebook is super broken - COViD19 Misinformation on a page

 

  If Facebook was a person, I would give them an angry look and clench my fists.. like really hard and look at them in a not-so-nice way. Yeah.

     The above message from Facebook is but one of many messages I've got reporting comments for "False Health Information" on news articles posted by verified local news organizations. This comment in particular, was some Microsoft paint level info graph that outlined how the Vaccine kills you, and that COViD is fake, with a picture of Biden with a swastika on his head, holding a dead baby. This post specifically, an article on the number of deaths at a local hospital, with statistics on how many people have died, listing number of those dead who are vaccinated and unvaccinated, and their age and some other random stats was very plainly said and informational. These updates were also released on the hospital's Facebook Page the same day for everyone to take a look at. It was very easy to see how this would go very, very wrong. Yes, I live in Florida. 

Sad right? Not according to Karen it's not! Thanks Biden.

     Instead of worrying about the dead piled up like cordwood in the parking lots at the hospital, which there are pictures of in said news story of refrigerated trailers with steel drawers full of bodies; anti-vaxxers swarm to the comments to post their rhetoric and extreme conspiracy theories on the full transparent stats released by the hospital group. The comments range from racist to just cruel and horrible, and then back again. See some examples below:

Like my Scribbles of Protection +1?

     I copied and pasted those from that very same article. On other posts there are tons of YouTube links, garbage links to bogus medical websites, and fake info graphs saying millions of people have died thanks to the Vaccine. Lots of housewives posting things like, "I know someone..", and then some bullshit story about how they died or worse from getting vaccinated. I see one wonderful example of a human explaining to all that will hear how to take horse paste safely, and how to give it to your children. When I click on these accounts, they have no public information, do not live in the South Florida Area, and only history on the internet is constant and very consistent posts on social media articles. As a matter of fact, the same 20 or so people have been commenting on every post with dumb opened ended questions, never replying when called out, but are VERY consistent. I followed one gentlemen and reported all his fake health and science posts, over 20 on different pages, and his terrorist comments that he going to cause unrest, and every single time I got a message like the above, that Facebook would NOT take the posts down, that they do not go against their posting policy. However, according to Facebutt and other sources, they are working taking these accounts down.  More lies? I think so. 

Zuck Data Accumulator 5000 powers on for the first time.

     I have some questions. Does Facebook give a fuck anymore? I can't go a single day without seeing an article make national news that Facebook is getting tough on misinformation. Bullshit. Full fucking bullshit. Facebook is contacting news outlets and writing their own stories. I'm telling you, there are doing NOTHING to remove the false information, fake accounts and terriorist-like health threats on their platform. I report them all. Nothing. Someone is literally selling horsepaste on the Facebook Marketplace, I reported it every time I saw it, and it's still there. The same 20ish people, posting on every single thing with garbage questions with a questionable Facebook profile. Even "famous" people are getting in on it. 
This guy is a fucking loser.

     JP Sears, the guy who made Youtube videos making fun of vegans, gluten intolerance, and the whole crunchy hippie essential oil culture is using his social media following to promote anti-vax statements, and anti-government propaganda. The comments are pure lunacy, with every kind of conspiracy theory you could dream of. The Adventures of Baron Von Munchhausen seems tame compared to this. News sites have been picking up on his garbage, but no one seems to care. His youtube videos stay up, and every discussion he starts about the subject does not get removed. He is spreading misinformation to millions of people per day, and no one is doing anything about it. He even has a post that has a full discussion thread on where his followers are going to meet and carry out "Civil Unrest". At the time of this writing, people in the comments are organizing meeting up, which guns they are going to bring, and where they are "Going to hit next." What the fuck? I can't make this up, click the link above and look at the replies. Some people, once fans of his sarcastic dead pan videos, have taken to the comments as well to ask what in the hell is going on. 

See something missing from this graphic? Its only 75%. That's because the other 25% not represented are absolutely out of their fucking minds. 

     Confirmation bias is the elephant in the room.. right? Call them what you want. Trumpers/Anti-Vax/Anti-science/Conspiracy Theorists.. etc. They all have one thing in common: Extreme confirmation bias. The people that want to believe something that is not true or supported by known research and science with interpret, translate and only recall the things the things that support their belief in said thing. Not to be outdone, scientists have been researching and drawing conclusions on the beliefs on confirmation bias, and how to mitigate that when dealing with the vaccine. These scientists are under the firm assumption that we can clear up this bias with enough education and transparency, which is just fine, but they forgot one thing: That Facebook Anti-vaxxers are an entirely different breed of fucking stupid. CDC, hold my beer.

Let's wrap this up. 

    Darwin is smiling down from above as the world fixes itself, which in a way is cruel magnificent poetic justice; Karma for the ones that believe it. The ultimate way to prove a point is here for the taking, just remove the ones that do not conform in perpetual eventuality. Flawed decisions from organizational, financial and faux-science contexts blurs reality on a massive scale we have never seen before. Social media's filter bubble only showing the people what they are interested in, ironically mostly just displaying something they are likely to agree with, which are rarely opposing viewpoints. The technology of social media let's you herd in with like-minded folks, where you don't have to understand any other point of view, or care for that matter. This in particular has hurt society on a scale that no one expected, except maybe Bill Gates

Get vaxxed fuckers!

Monday, July 12, 2021

Stray Thought - What is considered a "popular" blog?



   Is it average readership people are looking for? Dollars earned? Followers?

     My average readership is between 3000-5000 unique visitors per post. I would trade 500 reads/views for a few comments and interaction, some conversation with my viewers. That could be my fault. I never ask anyone a question, or review something and ask people what they think in the comments below. My other blog that I have not updated in 4 years gets tons of comments and not nearly the readership. There is a balance there, and I'm not sure what it is. 

     Adsense is another way to judge a popular blog. I show very little ads, and its mostly on mobile because I don't have to look at them. I leave the auto-ads on, and just ignore it. I get an email from google each day with how many impressions I get and ignore that as well. How much does this readership pay per month you ask?

    
   I whopping 13.80! 73 people clicked on things last month, one of those people bought something and there you go, 13.80. I've read on reddit r/blogs weekly about people asking what it takes to get a better blog. It's not the look, trust me. I've done that. It's the content and constant posting. Do something that you like, take your own pictures when you can. The magic of my book blog works so well because its 100% me, I don't take pictures or content from anyone else.


    I put a ton of effort in to the design and look of my book blog. I wanted it to be inviting and warm like an old leather chair, with a stack of books in the corner. I used backgrounds blended together and hand picked fonts. I tried different looks, don't get me wrong. I had a dark cartoonish fantasy book case look previously, and asked various critics to pick it apart. This blog was the result of that trial and error.

    
    The readership is.. Meh. When I went off the rails and went flea market hunting, I saw big gains, and links from other places all over the internet who loved to come along with me. I struck gold with "First Edition Hunt" posts where I just gave a value and how to tell if your book is a certain edition. Those were the most popular over time, and still get visited frequently. 


    So one last time we ask the question.. how do you know if it's successful? I think the answer is harder to gauge than you think. I get a lot of thrill from the comments section, so my heart is in the comments. But from the sheer numbers of readership, you do get a little bump to your ego.. don't get me wrong. In the end,  let your heart decide.. then twist that heart until it's black and money pours out of it.





Jackie Chain: City Hunter (1993) Full Movie and Thoughts

 

This fucking movie is wild. 

     An ex-girlfriend and I never got along. We had very little in common. One thing we both liked to do was get a bunch of junk food and rent Jackie Chan movies from Blockbuster. They had a whole wall of $1 rentals, movies and sequels to movies I have never even heard of. I'm not kidding, they had 30-40 Jackie movies easily, all for $1. Some of the same actors are in the same movies, even the stuntmen I recognized from one film to the next. City Hunter was top on the list of "What the fuck am I watching" Hong Kong Action Cinema. 


   This is the movie where this popular animated GIF and random video snips of Jackie as Street Fighter Characters comes from. At one point of the movie he gets tossed in to a Street Fighter Arcade machine and turns in to those characters, even going as far as doing their move sets. See for yourself.


     City Hunter is Chinese comedy/action film based on the Manga of the same title.  Jackie plays Ryo Saeba, a car owning playboy that seems to be surrounded by women and bad life choices. Right away we are thrown in to Ryo being tapped to find someone's runaway daughter, snubs a hot girl romantic interest that's after him, and they jump on a cruise ship. I'll be honest, at this point, I'm half paying attention to what's going on and just waiting for the action scenes or Street Fighter shit to happen. 

    
     25 Minutes in, you get to see this oiled up dude working out and doing some impossible Van Damm-esk stretches. Dragging in to the rest of the movie, it plays out much like an anime or manga. No shortage of action, tons of humor, guns and very attractive Asian women in various states of undress. Our hero almost gets the girl plenty of times, but its interrupted several times by aforementioned oiled up dude. 

    More and more action, this time by the ladies with tons of gunplay ensues. Good guys are dressed in all white and villain's are dressed in black or red I just noticed. Another thing I noticed, the villain's from this movie are the same as the ones from Mr. Nice Guy, and Who Am I? The guy holding his girlfriend hostage is from Rumble in the Bronx. Some of the gun scenes are a little over the top, but well filmed, bright and clearly taking from the manga. 


    All in all, even if you have not heard of the Manga or Anime OVA, give this a watch anyways. It's 100% classic Jackie Chan Campy goodness, he is in his prime and is in great shape, and there is a scene where he is super hungry and thinks a women's tits are cheeseburgers.





Sunday, July 11, 2021

Why the 1986 Movie "Legend" is important to me


The title sounds stupid, but hear me out.

     14 year old me just moved to Florida, I had very few friends, not much to do, but I did have well-to-do parents that gave me a tab at the local movie rental store, Prime Time Video. (See my rambling blog post about rental stores, here.) At the time, I knew I liked fantasy and Sci-Fi movies, but being from a house of 7, I never really got too much of a choice of movies when we went to the threate or rental store. I had seen Goonies, Neverending Story and Labyrinth enough times to know those were my very favorite. I played a lot of Nintendo and Super Nintendo and loved the RPGs of the time. For the first time ever, I had an area to call my own I didn't have to share with anyone, my own TV, hell, my own living room! Our house had two of them. This is when I discovered Legend. 

The frequent watch-a-thons

    I was crazy about AOL during this time of my life. 1994 brought us a way to connect with people online VIA American Online which was just insane for my parents to fathom back them. My new step-mother supplied me with a top of the line Macintosh, dedicated phone line, printers, modem, a Conneteix Quick Cam.. I even had an AV capture device which was most likely an expensive add-on for its day. Locked in my room with the power of the internet for the first time, I would get on AOL MTV chat rooms and troll people and try to get on TV when they had their AOL/Connect streams to live TV. For the uninitiated, the chat room talk was displayed on live TV on MTV alongside videos. Instead of commenting on the video, I would swear and say amazingly horrible things. VH1 had their own version as well, and it was easier to get on TV. Late one night in those very chat rooms, VH1 had an 80's movie marathon after midnight and the first movie playing: Legend. 

                                       

     Pop Up Video  was huge at the time, and was on all the time. Old music videos would play, and these thought bubbles would pop up on the screen with little behind the scenes factoids. They applied this to the movies shown late at night, and I got to watch Legend for the first time, and it included these pop-ups. I was absolutely fascinated by the music and made notes on my computer. This was not that first time I've heard Tangerine Dream playing, but the first time it was explained to me, the viewer. The popups said who did the soundtrack, the directors.. the alternate score, multiple different versions.. So many cool inside facts about an obscure movie. I rented the movie that next day, and watched it day and night. I had to know more about this movie, I needed something.

The Discovery

    I rollerbladed to the mall the next weekend, and went to Tape World as a part of my normal location. I searched the movie soundtracks and saw Legend, the Tangerine Dream Score on tape. It was super cheap, I want to say it was $5 on sale. They were closing out tapes and making room for CD's, and change the name of the store eventually to FYE. I listened to the tape over and over, pulling out sound bytes and converting them to System 7 Sounds on my Mac. Keyword Download on AOL allowed people like me to upload files to a database for everyone to enjoy, 2MB limit, but upload as many as you want. I used my capture device to snag all the quotes I loved from the movies, music from the tape.. maybe 50 uploads in total. It was a labor of love, I'll tell ya.. As the downloads of all these quotes and snips of the music gained some popularity, I was asked to upload the WAV versions for Windows, which I was happy to do. While this was going on, I was taking screen shots from the movie, grainy 320x240 grabs from the over watched VHS copy I perpetually rented. The video store allowed me to keep it after 5-6 rentals, they knew my parents and didn't miss it, so just told me to keep it. Uploading and editing, cleaning up photos, learning about sound and file conversation was amazing for me and kept me busy. People reached out to me and Instant Messaged me, and we would talk for hours about the movie Legend. I had a friend group and a custom chat room of about 15 people that would meet up and just chat about the movie. The notes I wrote down from the Pop-up video made me an instant expert on the subject of the movie. The screen shots and access to clips, sounds, and a pictures taken straight from the VHS copy that I could access at any time gave me a feeling of importance to this little community.
     Someone pointed out there was 3-4 websites on the subject, small little websites with a few pictures and sometimes sounds and such. I loved reading why other people thought the movie was important to them and their little stories about how they discovered the movie. There was a website which is now considered the de-facto omnibus on the subject, The Legend Faq @ Figment Fly. It had a few factoids and some limited information and links to other sites that had some information. Maybe three pages total. I talked with Sean Murphy and to a smaller degree Geoff Wright about the information I have and the technology I have access to. They mailed me a VHS copy of a Japanese rip of the European version of the movie, and with some help from their friend Dragonstarr from Drexel, I started my own small website using AOL's hosting and starting ripping straight video and screen shots, and even more sounds for download.

Popularity and Limitations

     AOL was at the time limited to 2MB per screen name. I was not able to upload my vast archive of media, and they did not allow links to other places to play media directly through HTML. I taught myself how to make a website using Adobe Sitemill, the precursor to Dreamweaver with help from some friends in the Legend community, and my new tech friends I met at school. I learned Adobe Photoshop and got a free copy from school, and became adept at converting images to GIF, and cutting them down to the smallest size possible to have a presentable website. I abused the loop hole of having a max of 5 screen names, so I had a total of 10MB of website space to play with, Advertisement free. At the time if you had a site and could afford hosting, it was super rare. Most fan-sites of the day had a few horrible backgrounds, a handful of low res pictures taken from someone else and that was it. When I rolled out my site, it looked professional and polished and offered new information and high-res custom art that some sites did not have the space to host. Behold, Demon's Page of Legend:


     I offered two versions of the site, one text only and one that was full color with Adobe Photshop textures. Links, images that I could downscale enough, sounds and even a few very very limited low quality video clips were available. I converted all the characters from the movie in to character sheets for various roleplaying systems. I organized and moderated a chat room, bulletin board and RPG. I met some really great lifelong friends (Oona/Kali) and together we found out lots more about the movie, (Daven Blix/Stepahnie?) found and typed up scripts bought out of magazines and Ebay, and provided a wealth of information to the Legend Faq to complete everything we knew about the movie. After a year of having the website open, it amassed 47,000 unique visitors, and I joined various webrings, including the Legend Ring, below.


     There was such a firm limitation on the space allowed on the internet for webhosting, I was looking for a way to upload more information, and I met another college student from Drexel that Dragonstarr introduced me to. He, like Dragonstarr, had unlimited access to Drexel.edu and could host thousands of megabytes of information for free, just for being a student. We worked out a deal with Umbriel? that I would upload all the stuff to him and he would host it. His site was the first flash site I've ever seen, and so professional and was a repository for all the 640x480 scans, videos and high quality MP3 sounds from the movie. I was overly protective, and would often call out people by name and site that used the images and sounds that we worked so hard to preserve on our own web spaces. I did eventually find a way around the 2MB limit on space and released my own cut down site with just clips from the movie and rips from the soundtrack, and released my vice-like grip on the community. After all, I was stealing myself. Yes, I did the work, but anyone could do it with the right PC and equipment. Right around 1997-1998, I moved, met some new online Legend friends who were starting their own sites, and I helped lots of people join the ring and find their little niche on the web. I loved helping, and I didn't have to do big updates to my site anymore. Figment Fly took a new approach with their site and stop crediting people for getting information or working on certain projects. There was a specific thank you on their page to me for helping for so many years, and it was removed, but I said nothing, as I had not talked to those guys in years. Our information was near complete, the scripts were typed up from hard copies and 3 different versions of the movie were picked apart and documented. One of my friends Daven Blix who had a really great site with Fan Fiction, typed the March 10th script by hand and offered free printed copies, who was very instrumental in attracting people to cosplaying the movie, was no longer credited by the site that we idolized and help get all the information they needed. Artist friends of mine who made sculptures and props for the movie that got me in tough with people to get a Convention started, all lost interest, and by 1999, my senior year in high school, I added my Fan Fiction to my page, and announced this would be my last update. On May 4th 2000, I accessed my site for the last time, downloaded all the files and HTML and announced I would be leaving the page up mirrored on a friends site for archive purposes.


I learned so Much.

   I learned HTML, sound and video editing, how to write, basic Adobe Photoshop skills, and so much more. I won two awards for my site in national design competitions. Mind you, this was the mid-90's and there was not many sites out there. I met some really great people that had a huge impact on my life. The journey was insane, and to be at the beginning of a cult awakening for a film at such a pivotal time... its crazy to think about. The things myself and others put in place in the mid-90's built the foundation to encourage people to fan-out about a movie, gain access to the music and information they wanted after the movie was over. Don't tell me you never watched a movie and said to yourself, "Do you think there is more? There has to be more." Even googling the script seems so trivial now-a-days, but then, if you had access to the internet and used a search engine to find who was in the movie, your only outlet for information was one of these fan-sites. There was no IMDB, no google, just some limited Yahoo and Webcrawler. You relied on these fan sites to point you in the direction of people that had the information you were looking for. Link portals like the one on my site would have descriptions of the sites in question. Want to learn more about the ring Lili wore in the movie and where to get your own? Go to this page, this guy will make them custom for you for a price. Looking for poems and stories? Right here. And so on, and so on. We all loved and promoted each other and made it as easy as possible for visitors to find the information they were looking for. It was such an innocent time, so free to say and do what you wanted, and so much fun. 

The End?

    I was listening to a podcast while driving to Miami for work, which I often do to kill time, and the next recommended podcast was about Legend. They talked about the different scores, the cult status of the movie, and talked little factoids and information about the cast. I listened to this podcast until the very end, and almost cried when it was over. They did mock some parts, but they did a great job encapsulating what people like about it, the magic of it all, and how timeless it looks on that massive sound stage. Oh the glitter! Tom Cruises naked legs everywhere, creepy butchers from Hell and the majesty of Tim Curry. The community lives on in these pod casts and youtube reviews. The sites are all but gone, the only way you can get to them would be on archive.org. Anything made on Geocities or Yahoo or Tripod is gone. Gone, to the ether. It's a shame, but I'm happy how it all happened. When someone says a movie is a "Cult classic", I now know how these things come to be, what started it all, and who was there at the beginning. 


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Update 8/29/21 - If you were part of this Legend community way back when and want to reconnect, we made a discord to join for some of the people who have read this and reached out: https://discord.gg/fE3RvWTZ

Sunday, July 4, 2021

i7 8700k Average temps over time, cleaning, overclocking and information

 


You're here because you have an Intel i7 8700k and you are worried about your temps.

     We are going to ask and answer some questions today about the i7 8700k. Long term temps, gaming, resting, cleaning, maintaining and what you actually need to know. No fluff or garbage, just information here boys and girls.

How can I monitor the temps of my CPU?
  • Hardware Monitor is the best, and its free and it's what I'm using for this article. You won't need anything else. Download the zip version so nothing installs on your computer because the hell with that. Click the link to download it and let's get started.
  • This is what my current screen looks like:

How hot can my processor get before it becomes a problem? What is considered safe temps?
  • 100c is the cut off before things start going sideways. Your processor will start to thermal throttle to save itself when you peak at 105c, even for a moment. 
  • The manufacturer says safe temps are under 100c, so they are telling you this is a hot little CPU. When gaming and benching, you never want to be over 100c just to be safe. I'll share my temps short and long term, and you can see the longevity at certain temps.
  • Prolonged 80c temps with peaks in the 90's will not hurt this processor over three years of near constant abuse. 
  • When gaming, anything under 85c seems pretty normal for me. As the video card heads up (I'm using an RTX 2080) it will climb a few degrees as the temp changes inside the case. 
  • Idle temps should always be under 40c. If it's above that, check to see if everything is clean in the case, not a ton of programs running and do some basic maintenance.
  • If you hear 'water noises' or a sound of bubbles or rushing water, there is air in AIO cooler and you need to get that moved through, as that can cause heat spikes. Unplug your PC and put it on it's side for a few minutes, rock it around a little on a flat surface and you should be all set.
At (Blank) setting, what should be my average temp?
  • My PC has a pretty bog standard AIO cooler from NZXT. I would say that any AIO with a 120mm fan will be pretty close to the same results I've had.
  • All PC's are different, and you have to take ambient outside temperature, fans and fan speed, pump speed, etc... in to consideration when finding what your PC should be running at. 
  • Here is my spreadsheet I've been keeping below, with my average temps:
Has your PC ever just turned off or thermal throttled before?
  • Turned off, yes when benching with too aggressive of an overclock. Too much voltage and not enough fan and pump speed.
  • If your computer thermal throttles you will know it. FPS will drop in your game right away and the PC will seem sluggish. Time to back it down a bit and find out what's wrong. 
  • In the case of shut downs or thermal throttling, remove any aggressive tweaks or power profiles, clean your fans, check your OC if any and back it down a little bit.
  • In the second quarter of 2021 I was aggressively overclocking out of boredom and had some air in my cooler so I had a few spikes over 105c, which caused a few shut downs. I decided recently none of that is worth the longevity of my machine, so I dialed it back a notch. 
  • Check your fan curves in the BIOS, or load a custom fan curve if you are running hot. There should be multiple presets that are already in there, try a performance one. 100% speed is going to sound like a jet taking off so try 75%.. then 70%.. check the temps and try different speeds.
How do I overclock the i7 8700k?
  • Bios makes it very easy these days, most just have a button you click in the BIOS that says OC, or TURBO. Press DEL when your PC starts up and check it out.
  • Follow this guide. 
  • You don't need 5ghz. Everyone saying that is the target for this processor is wrong. It's a lot of heat on the CPU that you don't need to worry about and shouldn't attempt unless you have a pretty good cooling system. You can do it and make it work, but you don't need to, you will never notice that extra 300mhz. I do it occasionally for benchmarks to check how my CPU is doing over time, but change it right back because for Overwatch I don't need it.
  • Always crank your fans and pump up to the performance setting or you will have some high heat spikes. These settings are in the BIOS. If the fans are too loud, overclocking is not for you.
How often should I clean my PC/Fans/Radiator?
  • I do it once a quarter. Watch your temps. When you see them kind of rise over time, it's time to clean. I have found that a quick clean out every other month (Filters/Fans) is good enough, and about once a quarter take the radiator out and blow it out real good.
  • Always check both sides of the radiator and fans for an accumulation of dust/hair/fluff. 
  • Don't every smoke near your PC. I use to do this back in the day. It's 100% not good for PC components.
  • Clean using regular isopropyl alcohol and compressed air. Let the case dry out for a little while before you plug it in and turn it on. Don't worry, you wont hurt anything. Get in there and wipe it down. 
  • Once a year check to make sure everything is on the up and up, make sure all the chips and cards are seated and nothing has moved. Observe anything and make notes if you have to. You don't have to be compulsive like me and have a spread sheet. 
  • Every 2-3 years take the CPU off and re-paste with some fresh compound. This is what I used. I used an X-pattern because I saw on gamers Nexus that's what real men do. 
Other notes and comments
  • Mileage may vary and your own experience can differ to mine. I clean my PC pretty often and watch temps constantly. I live in Florida, but my AC stays on 74 year-round. 
  • The 8700k is hot as hell, it runs super hot, idles hot. However, with cooling you can crank it way past the advertised spec and get lots of performance out of it with very little effort. 100c wont kill this chip, but try and do your best to stay under that. 
  • 80c is not overheating. 90c is not overheating. 100c is.
  • I've had mine since release and its on 10-14 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's in my work PC, the PC I game on, and its hooked up to three monitors. I watch movies on one, game on the second and have various Crypto trackers on the third.
  • This is a great processor to use long term and experiment with, with very little risk to the longevity to the unit itself. 

Monday, May 17, 2021

Hackers - The Movie - My thoughts and comparisons

 


    I've written about Hackers; the 1995 movie starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller, several times in the past. I gave my quick thoughts, explained how it got me excited and let me down, and my interactions with the hackers community before, during and after the film was released. I was driving to Miami today and I was thinking about watching the movie again for the first time in about 5 years, and decided to listen to a podcast about it. I flipped through a few, and all of them were making fun of the movie, saying how horrible it was, and how it was a waste of time for everyone involved. Admittedly the one podcast I listened to all the way to the end, they said they were a little young for the film, had no connection to early 90's culture, and no link to hacking or Macintosh computing from the era. I thought, well, since I have all these connections, and was the original target audience, why not go over it in depth?

The Technology

     Let's be perfectly honest: Computers of that time cost a metric fuck-ton. The introductory price of a Macintosh LC II in 1993, with 4MB of RAM, no monitor, no modem or add-ons of any kind, was $1699- or $3095 in today's dollars, allowing for inflation. Add a monitor? No problem, for $399 for the cheapest and smallest 13 inch available. 4MB RAM? Better call Kensington and hand over another $219. Modem? Toss in another $100 for a cheap one. Don't worry, I did the math; the average complete Macintosh Setup from the day cost around $4800 in today's money. Forty-Eight-Hundred.

   

    I use the LC II as an example, because at the time you could run in to an Office Max and this was the budget solution and setup you could expect to be hard sold by some guy in a red shirt making $5 commission per sale. In 1994, the Performa/Centris/Quardra/LC lines became all one computer that ran different variants of the 68040 Motorola processor. For the low, low price of $599, you could interchange your motherboard with the next model up for an almost imperceivably increase in speed and zero functionality. This was a dark time for Mac's, but were a mainstay in school, and their system 7 environment was far more advanced than the Windows 3.1 available at the time. 

    Bottom Line, if you had a PC in your home, it was for the entire house to use. Your parents paid their bills and used it like a word processor, while you played games and got online to talk to friends. 


     The movie Hackers was absolutely full of portable computers. Every character had one, and a nice one with all kinds of options. Let me tell you, no one I knew at the time had a laptop, luggable or portable PC. Especially a Macintosh. Why? The insane cost. In the market for a Powerbook Duo as pictured in the movie? You would have to shell out close $5000 just to get started. Want a bag, modem, or the famous DuoDock to go with it? Get that wallet! The dock alone was $800. No teenager in the 90's just casually had a laptop that could get online with them. Most of the IBM PC Compatible laptops of that time had no sound, grayscale graphics, and very little expandability. 

My Group of Friends, and their Tech


    We had an IBM DOS compatible computer in our house that my parents used, and I got on to BBS's on, all the way from the late 80's to the early 90's. At school it, was all about the Macintosh computers, System 6, and how advanced and friendly they seemed at the time. I begged my parents for one, and every time they looked, it was way out of their price range. I come from a pretty well to do family, for them to say it was out of their price range is kind of a big deal. My sister got a car for her birthday one year, and they said the computer would be more than a used car. My whole life changed when I moved to Florida after my parents divorced, and my grandfather died no sooner did we move. There was an inheritance involved and it was close to $10,000. I didn't have any friends in Florida, but I knew I wanted whatever Macintosh was available at the time. It was 1994, and the Performa's were the newest machine available in Macmall Magazine. I was able to the get the best one in the magazine, with the best monitor, keyboard and modem, no expense spared. I chose the Performa 636CD, and added the optional DOS card, a supra express external 28.8k modem, printer, ergonomic keyboard, speakers, and whatever software looking awesome at the time. It came with a free 100 minutes of America Online in the box. I was ready to go. 

     I met a few people at school who played with computers, one in particular asked me what kind of PC I had, and I told him a Macintosh proudly. He practically begged me to come to his house and see his setup. He only lived a few streets away in a nice neighborhood, and had the aforementioned LC II in his room, with all the bells and whistles, RAM upgrades, and even a scanner, which was kind of rare at the time. He had a commercial grade laser printer, and his previous computer, a Macplus with an external hard drive, was also plugged in as a secondary computer to test HyperCard stacks and whatever else he was working on. Color me impressed. Up until this point, I played games on mine, got on to AOL maybe once a week to use my 20-30 minutes of time I was allowed as it was $1.99 a minute, and played around in the paint program and such. I had no hacking tendencies and really never thought of it. The only time I thought about doing something malicious online was finding a way to get more internet time.

Friends and the Vibe


     There was no real "Hacking Style" like the movie. That is 100% exaggerated. Even the music and the whole vibe to the movie is so off, it's crazy. Myself and others did take on some of that style and music choice of the movies. I'll explain.

    Each character in the movie has their own computer. A portable of some kind, tailored to their own eccentric natures and unique to them. Well, we didn't have portables, but we sure customized. I brought my PC with me almost everywhere. I had skate stickers all over it, and screwed a handle in the back and sides so I could lug it around easier. My friend mentioned before painted his monitor, keyboard, mouse and PC jet glossy black; He was an expert typist already and didn't need to see the keys. Other friends had various stickers, markers and even graffiti on theirs to reflect their personality. 


     We dressed how we dressed before we starting messing around with computers. How did people dress in the 90's? Well nothing like the people in Hackers. I was in a skater/BMX community in Vermont with my older brothers before I moved to Florida, so already wore clothes and shoes that reflected I was a skater. Rollerblading was super hot at the time, and skateboarding was out. We rarely saw any skateboarders at the park, it was all blades. I met someone who was not in to the Macintosh scene, a neighbor a few streets away who had an Amiga in his room. He could play awesome games, visit BBS's and listen to music on his PC, but not get on AOL like we were doing. I instantly was hooked on Rollerblading, and it became my preferred choice of transportation in 1994. We had chain wallets, Mossimo shirts, and Airwalk shoes. We rollerbladed so much, we both became very good at it, and later competed in competitions around the South Florida area. Remember, this is all before the movie Hackers came out. 

     We went to Macworld Boston in 1997, me and three other guys, rollerbladed in the Subway, met new people and saw new technology. We took disks as booths with the sole purpose to overwrite the information on them and keep the free disk. People had glasses and polo's on, khaki pants and white tennis shoes. No one stood out like us, and we didn't care. We met some other people that were around our age and local and made a weekend of it, and had the times of our lives. 

    It was super rare to know someone that had a personal computer in their room back then. Getting online? Even more rare. That had a Macintosh? 10000000% more rare. My four friends and I were a group, we wanted to know more, we lived and died Macintosh, and hated on the 'IBM Lamerz'. First order of buisness was to find out how to get free internet, because $1.99 per minute was way too fucking much.

Introduction to Hacking

     We had to get online as much as possible. Getting free AOL disks from the kiosk at the Mall or Office Max seemed like the best idea, but 150-1000 minutes free on a new account went faster than you think it would. We needed to be online 24/7. 4-5 months of using the trial accounts worked for a while, and someone we knew even made a utility that generated "Certs" so we didn't even have to go to get the disks from the mall anymore, we could generate them at home. The "Certs" started lasting less and less time, as AOL caught on to people using them for unlimited free trials. It became almost an emergency to find another way to get free AOL, or any kind of internet for that matter. One way was the local area network providers. Basically a company in the area that offered unlimited shitty internet for a cost and did not meter the bandwidth or who was logging in. Peganet was a good option at the time, and for $50 a month you could have unlimited 14.4 baud connections, then use that to log in AOL. Bad news: The price was a little high, the speed was slow, and they only had 10 nodes and we were 4 people alone. To get all online at once and for free was hard to do, and, you still had to have an AOL membership that was active and use their minutes. Makes no sense, but perfect sense at the same time. It was only a matter of time before we discovered carding.

     Our aforementioned friend made a program in Director that would exploit the Zahn method of credit card generation. He got the secret of it from trading files with other in the 'MaCWaReZ' chatroom, and built a small but light program around it. These programs were like gold, and easy to download and use. Some of them even came with detailed instructions and the people that made them frequented the chatroom to help you if you got stuck. A mutual friend worked at Blockbuster provided us with Credit Card numbers and expiration dates from out of the country that were Blockbuster card holders. Bajedo Puerto Rico seems like the one we always used. Input the CC information, the generator would spawn 100 card numbers, load the card number into the next utility someone traded us, it would generate the expiration number and boom, we are off to the races.

     AOL only billed at the end of the trial period, so no matter what, the card would work if everything matched the Zahn method. We would make a new account, spoof a new screen name which would just be different variants of our typical handles, and stay online for 30 days straight without interruption. We would use thousands of minutes at $1.99 a minute. 1000's every single month. This worked perfectly until AOL went to the Unlimited for $29.99 a month subscription service, which we all signed up for. Our introduction to hacking was the necessity to get online as much as we wanted without getting charged an arm and leg. We all had our own dedicated phone lines, so that was a non-issue.

Everyone's Personality

     Each person was good at something. I was good with the creation of OneClick pallets and editing and stealing other people's code and programs and using ResEdit to repurpose them for our use. The "Hell" tools that people used on macs that were basically low-rent visual ports of AOLHell from Windows 3.1 and were remade in OneClick. The one that I was known for was WhiteHell. I spent weeks on end finding out ways to change the boot up screen, the backgrounds, icons and logos of the Finder operating system so we could put whatever we want there. My best friend who was great at coding loved to make things from scratch and had been coding and making HyperCard stacks since say 1. We had one friend who had access to servers of different types, and used an IBM PC as his main computer so we had multiple ways to read and store information. Another friend had a full music setup in his house, all MIDI based craziness hooked up to Roland Keyboards and was able to make MOD and MIDI files on the fly with professional software and hardware. My father was the owner of a Radio Shack franchise in town, so we could always get parts or anything we needed easily and quickly with zero cost. I had one friend that used a 286 PC that was a hand-me-down from years before, that had a 9 inch amber gas plasma display and a 9600 baud modem. He was a super fast typer, was on BBS websites locally and all across Florida constantly. He traded files with people overseas and from other states, and had a amazing library of text files and small DOS programs that could help you get free long distance calls, make Phreak boxes and so on. This same person was a fucking wizard at stealing things. David Blaine level slight of hand and thievery skills. He was very introverted but was also very interested in anything that was dangerous or highly illegal. Need some RAM? Give him a 12pk of beer and a smile and he will grab some at the mall for you. Super amazing resource. 

The Movie Comes Out



     My closest friend decided he did not want to watch the movie. The trailer had a young kid with VR glasses on, there were attractive women, and stylish night clubs. It was obviously a super glamorized version of the lift we were living. I did have an attractive girlfriend, but she wanted nothing to do with computers. Getting a date was hard as a nerd who spent 90% of their time on a computer and the other 10% rollerblading. I ended up going to the movies to watch it with my friend that owned the Amiga. He was the furthest away from being a PC user and hacker, but had all the access to the professional audio equipment. His dad made his own beer, and he had insane speakers that were modular to take to parties. Before we knew what a modern DJ looked like, he was it. Hooking up his computer to a giant amp and house speakers to play his newest mods, or in some instances, even early MP3's. We both LOVED the movie. We talked about it to our friends and hyped it up over all. I went to the mall the next weekend and bought the soundtrack, the Fat of the Land Prodigy album, and changed what I was wearing almost immediately to be more edgy. I knew the movie was not the reality of a Macintosh soft-hacker from south Florida, but holy shit, I wanted it to be. Before this movie came along, Pump Up The Volume was the song of our people.

     I wanted to go to NY City. I was under the impression that this mystical place had a whole culture where people went by their user name and were "In the business". I spray painted my walls and brushed up on coding. I even further customized my computer's boot screen. I even distributed an early version of the backgrounds featured in the movie that I made in photoshop to the AOL download message boards. The movie came out on VHS, and I was the only one of my group that was interested in watching it. I know it's fantasy guys, but it's so close. Take the VR shit out of it. The stylized version of the net, take that out too. Those backgrounds and desktops are so similar to ours. We do the little customizations to our setups, and we even rollerbladed. The similarities were too hard to pass off as a coincidence, and at the end of the day, I desired to know how Hackers was made.

    I got older. The DVD was released with zero special features. I bought the Laser Disc online for $4, it was the Deluxe version that was letterboxes. I finally had something that was close to the movie theatre version, and not some pan-and-scan bullshit. I paused the movie and would capture little details. I found out through a fan website on Geocities that the movie was filmed in Pinewood studios at the same time as another film at the time. The person had pictures of the lobby cards and even had a copy of the script signed by the actors. I had to have more. I emailed people that had anything to do with the movie, found out cast members names and found their AOL screen names and sent them direct messages. I got little details here and there. Above all, I wanted the address to Cyberdelia, the club from the movie. I learned from a low level grip/lighting person over AIM that the majority of the movie was filmed in London. All the indoor shots, schools, apartments, bedrooms, clubs and so on were all purpose built sets made in the UK. My hopes of every finding Cyberdelia were gone. I know from watching the movie that SOME of it had to have been filmed in NYC. Grand Central Station? I could go there. I wanted little details no one knew. Meanwhile, I picked up the second and third iterations of the soundtrack at the mall in the bargain bin for $2 each at FYE.

     I taught myself HTML and made several fan sites about movies I liked, and begged for more information. 

What you need to get started

     To be a Macintosh Hacker in the 90's you needed a certain set of lucky things happen to you:

  • Have nice or wealthy parents that had 5k +++ to throw away on a computer for you
  • Have nice or wealthy parents that were willing to keep your computer upgraded
  • Have parents that were willing to give you freedom and access to some kind of money
  • Be lucky enough to be allowed to have this car-priced piece of equipment in your room
  • Lived in a heavily populated area to meet people with the same circumstances or a way to meet those people online, or both
  • Pray that they also used Macintosh computers, had access to some way to get online, or trade files with you
  • Had friends or resources that were willing to research or help you in some way, and introduced you to hacking, warez rooms, or some kind of entry level coding
  • Had student access to school Macintosh computers that could be sourced for parts
  • Have friends with wildly different sets of skills that span across multiple different operating systems and computer types
  • A basic understanding of how computers worked and communicated with each other
HACK THE PLANET

Monday, December 14, 2020

The_Col_Sanders is the best twitch channel on the internet





Learn how to cook, and laugh,  and play some Overwatch with a classically trained chef.