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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Sexy Robot Saturday : Now available on the Sabbath

Attention! Attention!

Sexy Robot Saturday has now been relocated to Sundays. And will be known from this day forth as Sexy Robot Sabbath.

Our scientist have determined through hours of research and development concluding in the statistics now showing Sunday is the best and most requested day for a new Sexy Robot to stimulate the working class just enough to get them through the following workweek.

Unfortunately, our scientist also discovered that the working class is also interested saving time. So, for their sake, and with the help of our lawyers, we have decided to combined two of the three parts for today.

We give you - The Sexy & The Sabbath!!

The robot part is still in the
development stage.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sexy Robot Saturday

I know, where has this been? Right? Seriously, aren't we there yet technologically? Twenty-first century and all, with the "Welcome to the World of Tomorrow". But I digress, and here by claim this day and all like it as 'Sexy Robot Saturday'! This comes at a price. I challenge anyone to find a sexier, more warped, robotic female then I have. Cause really, what's better then a hot ass sexy robot babe on a Saturday afternoon?...with an off switch, did I mention that part?

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Playorc.com - Detailed Orc Sex (with pictures!)

What i feel right now has nothing to do with what's in my pants.. no not at all. This is a different sensation alltogether, like puking on puke.

I stumbled upon this site for something to make me laugh and give me ideas about writing. Playorc.com is part of the Orc Magazine website, where they feature hand drawn Orc women in various forms of undress and often having sex. It's a take off on Playboy i suppose, except it's all fan art and it all pretty much sucks. Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough:


Orc/human rape is always good.

On the main page is a huge elaborate fan fiction called "The Tales of the Wars" for no other reason if just to have it. I guess you read the fan fiction then look at the hand drawn Orc titties and beat the meat. I considered it, then threw up on myself. Of course, i read the fan fiction, which is not all that bad if you take out all the orc pussy-tight references. How can an orc pussy be tight? It's like a foot long for god's sake.

 Memorable quotes from Book 1: The prelude to War

"Then, on the sixth day, something unforeseen happened. In the early afternoon, on a hot summer day, an orc walked very near the bush she had been concealed in and began to urinate. She had heard tales of the mythical size of Orcish manhood. They turned out to be true."

"He roughly grabbed a thigh with one hand while uncoupling his belt with the other. A thick slab of Orc manhood came down upon her crotch, it's weight quite apparent."

"His length was enough to fill her there too. She felt the two cocks begin to move within her, and shortly another tube was thrust into her face. She felt ecstasy as the three seemed to fight each other for her. Three cocks thrust into her at a time, and her head swam as though she was fevered."


I can't post any more than that. It goes on and on, more of the same. Someone really likes the Orc Pie.. which is fine by me. Now if morgan can find the live action version of this, I'll kiss his ass.