Explore the world of Toril

 

Ever want an insane level of detail in your D&D campaign? Want to follow along in a Forgotten Realms book but never had a really accurate map?

Toril GIS is editable, offline, and free to download and use.

Japanese Laserdisc Anime Covers Vol. 1

 

Three O'clock High (1987)

 

Under-rated movie with an insane Tangerine Dream score. 

Don't miss this one.

The Iconic Art of Keith Parkinson (Heavy Metal)

 

Play Commander Keen 4.. In Browser!

 

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Summer Games Done Quick 2026 Starts July 5th!

 

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1980's BYTE Magazine Covers Vol 1

 

Time Gooning - A verb

 

Time Gooning - The act of creating or using a time travel device for the express purpose of gooning on people from your past. 

Dangers: 

• Going back in time to goon on yourself would create a paradox and potentially end your time line or destroy the universe.
• Traveling back to a point of time where you would be having an orgasm to experience it again, could create a paradox loop of orgasms that you could not escape easily.
• When going back to the future, you still express the same post nut disappointment 
• You still age even if no one else around you does when you visit them at certain times, so when going back to the future, people notice you have aged in your goon-travels and you would have to explain yourself.
• People will know what you have done in the future if you don't remember to go back in time to correct it.

Examples:

• Time Cop - Van Damm goes back in time to goon on his dead wife which causes depression possible paradox.
• Back to the Future - Marty goes back in time and unknowingly goons on his mom
• Slipstream - Sean Astin goons on a bank teller at the beginning, sexually harassing her over and over.
• About Time and the Time Travel's wife are both Time Gooning movies at their core
• Time Freak - The ultimate time goon movie, where the main character just mix-maxes his time travel with every intention to have sex with the girl from game of thrones

Sharp MR-990 Boombox

 

No one asked for it, everyone wanted it.

Have you ever wanted the power of a boom box, but the versatility of low quality synth in the same package? The Sharp MR-990 has you covered. 

You can harness the power of 5 whole watts and half of Midi quality without any kind of FM Synthesis, but think of how awesome your friends will think you are in the late 80's, when you whip this fucking thing out at lunch.

Colin Hay Science Fiction Art