Fright Night 2 (1988) Full Movie!

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If the link is goes dead, I'll post more movie links in the comments as time goes on. In exchange for the link, click follow on the left! Long live the Nerd.

Sexy Robot Saturday : Now available on the Sabbath

Attention! Attention!

Sexy Robot Saturday has now been relocated to Sundays. And will be known from this day forth as Sexy Robot Sabbath.

Our scientist have determined through hours of research and development concluding in the statistics now showing Sunday is the best and most requested day for a new Sexy Robot to stimulate the working class just enough to get them through the following workweek.

Unfortunately, our scientist also discovered that the working class is also interested saving time. So, for their sake, and with the help of our lawyers, we have decided to combined two of the three parts for today.

We give you - The Sexy & The Sabbath!!

The robot part is still in the
development stage.

The Blob (1958) Full Movie!

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I like this movie. I do. But it takes me a few beers now to not laugh through the whole thing. Steve Mcqueen is awesome as always. Long live The Nerd.

Sexy Robot Saturday. "It's 2011 Bitches!"

A New Year,
a New Sexy
Robot Saturday.
Just like it's
suppose to be.


But Come On, it's 2011 and high time to step it up a notch....

Are you with me!? What?!



...Sorry, To much to fast??

Happy New Year!

Happy Anniversary X-Ray

With the 115th anniversary of the discovery of the X-Ray, I thought I'd share some of the best uses I have seen today....and yes, that is a gun shoved up a vagina then X-Rayed. I know German physicist William Röntgen who pioneered the use of x-rays 115 years ago, would be very happy with these pics....your welcome Billy! And now, looking at this last one...I do really want a coke classic. (not that one)














I also found this movie that I have never seen before, but will very soon. Great soundtrack! Doctor Feel Good can suck it!

Sexy Robot Saturday

I know, where has this been? Right? Seriously, aren't we there yet technologically? Twenty-first century and all, with the "Welcome to the World of Tomorrow". But I digress, and here by claim this day and all like it as 'Sexy Robot Saturday'! This comes at a price. I challenge anyone to find a sexier, more warped, robotic female then I have. Cause really, what's better then a hot ass sexy robot babe on a Saturday afternoon?...with an off switch, did I mention that part?

Evil Ed (1997) Full Movie!

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This downloaded pretty fast for me, must have had some really good seeders. Audio 9, Video 9.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990) Full movie!

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Not the best movie, but super entertaining all the same. Enjoy guys. (Hit follow on the left)

Monkey Shines (1988) Full movie!

I like this poster better, though i can not read it. Watch the movie now!

My mother had this VHS tape laying around in a huge clam shell case in one of our bookcases. I was not told not to watch it, so one night i popped it in when i was alone and was scared shitless. It was everything i could do to make sure nothing was in or under my bed, in the closet. Small monkeys could be hiding anywhere and they kill handicapped people needlessly everyday. Deceptive little bastards.

Brain Damage (1988) Full movie!

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Zombicon: 2010 - Downtown Fort Myers - Florida

Somthing some friends of mine cooked up about 5 years ago that didn't really turn out so well in the past. I tried to get involved, but it was so hard to get interest that really no one cared. Tossed around ideas, made plans, very few people showed up. The bars didn't want to get involved, city could give a damn and so on. This year was a huge turn out, thousands of people showed up, (as did I) and you couldnt move an inch. Police did not barracde the streets, but I have a good feeling they will next years when a wave 5000 strong of zombies comes walking down first street again.

Zombicon is a homage to Romero's Day/Dawn of the dead in which several scenes (one in particular) were filmed in wonderful boring Ft Myers. Pictures below, more to come.

Monster in the Closet (1986) Full movie!

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Critters (1986) Full movie!

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Just a quick remark, I never could get into this movie. I'm not sure why, but everytime I try to watch it, I either fall asleep or just get too drunk to watch it all the way through. I'm drinking right now, by the way.

Nightbreed has awakened.... Again!

So who exactly are the Nightbreed you may ask?

Basically, the idea goes something like this. There's this big underground city called Midian, stuck out in the Canadian wilderness somewhere, which is kept totally secret from the outside world. And why? Well, because that's where all the monsters live, of course - the twist being that these monsters are actually quite shy and peace-loving and would like nothing better than to be left alone. Of course, as you probably guessed, that is not to be.
Nightbreed tells the story of what happens when a rather disturbed young man called Boone, searches out Midian and in doing so unwittingly leads a bunch of redneck neo-Nazi types to its door. Of course, at this point all hell breaks loose, with rednecks breaking out a secret stock of military weaponry (flamethrowers, rocket launchers etc) and doing their best to destroy the Nightbreed, while Boone attempts to rescue them all.







Oh, did I forget to mention the unnecessary face skin ripping or a mutated chicks crazy ass tits??

Yup, this movie's got them too.

Like it or not this movies spawned more spin off movies, video games, comics, graphic novels and fetish clans then should ever have been allowed.

Translyvania 6-5000 (1985) Full movie!

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Fright Night (1985)Full movie!

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Mystics in Bali (1981) Full movie!

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Night of the Demon (1980) Full Movie!

James comes through with another awesome review, so I feel obligated to let everyone see it. The movie is free to watch on youtube. 

As a side note, I got a few messages asking why I don't review the movies that I post. The movies that I'am posting are link-backs from Cinemassacre.com, a great website that is doing a Monster Madness thing right now. I'm a huge fan, and I feel that the people who are reading the reviews want to see the movie, so I find them and make them available. I could not do better than James in his video reviews. He is the master.

If anyone is coming from Cinemassacre from a link I put up, thanks for coming, click follow on the left, and I'll try not to be boring. (update: 10/22/10 most view page on the site, 1122 unique pageviews)

Laserblast (1978) Full movie!

Not a huge fan of this movie really, but James' review was funny as always. Watch the movie now!

The Lost Boys 3: The Thirst - The Frog Brothers Are Back!

I hope that they resuscitate Corey Haim's drug fueled body for the next installment. The only thing that could make this movie better for me was if they had a CGI Zombie of Haim looking for Zanax or something. I actually did like him in the first movie, and the second movie his cameo was pretty well done.

My official stance with The Lost Boys 3 is, I will go see it, and most likely enjoy it since it has most of the original cast... That and more vampire killing. From the looks of the trailer it's campy and shitty which are both qualities I enjoy in a B movie feature of this magnitude.

I'm calling it now, CGI or post humus Corey Haim.. FTW.