Time Gooning - The act of creating or using a time travel device for the express purpose of gooning on people from your past.
Dangers:
- Going back in time to goon on yourself would create a paradox and potentially end your time line or destroy the universe.
- Traveling back to a point of time where you would be having an orgasm to experience it again, could create a paradox loop of orgasms that you could not escape easily.
- When going back to the future, you still express the same post nut disappointment
- You still age even if no one else around you does when you visit them at certain times, so when going back to the future, people notice you have aged in your goon-travels and you would have to explain yourself.
- People will know what you have done in the future if you don't remember to go back in time to correct it.
Examples:
- Time Cop - Van Damm goes back in time to goon on his dead wife which causes depression possible paradox.
- Back to the Future - Marty goes back in time and unknowingly goons on his mom
- Slipstream - Sean Astin goons on a bank teller at the beginning, sexually harassing her over and over.
- About Time and the Time Travel's wife are both Time Gooning movies at their core
- Time Freak - The ultimate time goon movie, where the main character just mix-maxes his time travel with every intention to have sex with the girl from game of thrones
