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Monday, July 12, 2021

Jackie Chain: City Hunter (1993) Full Movie and Thoughts

 

This fucking movie is wild. 

     An ex-girlfriend and I never got along. We had very little in common. One thing we both liked to do was get a bunch of junk food and rent Jackie Chan movies from Blockbuster. They had a whole wall of $1 rentals, movies and sequels to movies I have never even heard of. I'm not kidding, they had 30-40 Jackie movies easily, all for $1. Some of the same actors are in the same movies, even the stuntmen I recognized from one film to the next. City Hunter was top on the list of "What the fuck am I watching" Hong Kong Action Cinema. 


   This is the movie where this popular animated GIF and random video snips of Jackie as Street Fighter Characters comes from. At one point of the movie he gets tossed in to a Street Fighter Arcade machine and turns in to those characters, even going as far as doing their move sets. See for yourself.


     City Hunter is Chinese comedy/action film based on the Manga of the same title.  Jackie plays Ryo Saeba, a car owning playboy that seems to be surrounded by women and bad life choices. Right away we are thrown in to Ryo being tapped to find someone's runaway daughter, snubs a hot girl romantic interest that's after him, and they jump on a cruise ship. I'll be honest, at this point, I'm half paying attention to what's going on and just waiting for the action scenes or Street Fighter shit to happen. 

    
     25 Minutes in, you get to see this oiled up dude working out and doing some impossible Van Damm-esk stretches. Dragging in to the rest of the movie, it plays out much like an anime or manga. No shortage of action, tons of humor, guns and very attractive Asian women in various states of undress. Our hero almost gets the girl plenty of times, but its interrupted several times by aforementioned oiled up dude. 

    More and more action, this time by the ladies with tons of gunplay ensues. Good guys are dressed in all white and villain's are dressed in black or red I just noticed. Another thing I noticed, the villain's from this movie are the same as the ones from Mr. Nice Guy, and Who Am I? The guy holding his girlfriend hostage is from Rumble in the Bronx. Some of the gun scenes are a little over the top, but well filmed, bright and clearly taking from the manga. 


    All in all, even if you have not heard of the Manga or Anime OVA, give this a watch anyways. It's 100% classic Jackie Chan Campy goodness, he is in his prime and is in great shape, and there is a scene where he is super hungry and thinks a women's tits are cheeseburgers.





Sunday, July 11, 2021

Why the 1986 Movie "Legend" is important to me


The title sounds stupid, but hear me out.

     14 year old me just moved to Florida, I had very few friends, not much to do, but I did have well-to-do parents that gave me a tab at the local movie rental store, Prime Time Video. (See my rambling blog post about rental stores, here.) At the time, I knew I liked fantasy and Sci-Fi movies, but being from a house of 7, I never really got too much of a choice of movies when we went to the threate or rental store. I had seen Goonies, Neverending Story and Labyrinth enough times to know those were my very favorite. I played a lot of Nintendo and Super Nintendo and loved the RPGs of the time. For the first time ever, I had an area to call my own I didn't have to share with anyone, my own TV, hell, my own living room! Our house had two of them. This is when I discovered Legend. 

The frequent watch-a-thons

    I was crazy about AOL during this time of my life. 1994 brought us a way to connect with people online VIA American Online which was just insane for my parents to fathom back them. My new step-mother supplied me with a top of the line Macintosh, dedicated phone line, printers, modem, a Conneteix Quick Cam.. I even had an AV capture device which was most likely an expensive add-on for its day. Locked in my room with the power of the internet for the first time, I would get on AOL MTV chat rooms and troll people and try to get on TV when they had their AOL/Connect streams to live TV. For the uninitiated, the chat room talk was displayed on live TV on MTV alongside videos. Instead of commenting on the video, I would swear and say amazingly horrible things. VH1 had their own version as well, and it was easier to get on TV. Late one night in those very chat rooms, VH1 had an 80's movie marathon after midnight and the first movie playing: Legend. 

                                       

     Pop Up Video  was huge at the time, and was on all the time. Old music videos would play, and these thought bubbles would pop up on the screen with little behind the scenes factoids. They applied this to the movies shown late at night, and I got to watch Legend for the first time, and it included these pop-ups. I was absolutely fascinated by the music and made notes on my computer. This was not that first time I've heard Tangerine Dream playing, but the first time it was explained to me, the viewer. The popups said who did the soundtrack, the directors.. the alternate score, multiple different versions.. So many cool inside facts about an obscure movie. I rented the movie that next day, and watched it day and night. I had to know more about this movie, I needed something.

The Discovery

    I rollerbladed to the mall the next weekend, and went to Tape World as a part of my normal location. I searched the movie soundtracks and saw Legend, the Tangerine Dream Score on tape. It was super cheap, I want to say it was $5 on sale. They were closing out tapes and making room for CD's, and change the name of the store eventually to FYE. I listened to the tape over and over, pulling out sound bytes and converting them to System 7 Sounds on my Mac. Keyword Download on AOL allowed people like me to upload files to a database for everyone to enjoy, 2MB limit, but upload as many as you want. I used my capture device to snag all the quotes I loved from the movies, music from the tape.. maybe 50 uploads in total. It was a labor of love, I'll tell ya.. As the downloads of all these quotes and snips of the music gained some popularity, I was asked to upload the WAV versions for Windows, which I was happy to do. While this was going on, I was taking screen shots from the movie, grainy 320x240 grabs from the over watched VHS copy I perpetually rented. The video store allowed me to keep it after 5-6 rentals, they knew my parents and didn't miss it, so just told me to keep it. Uploading and editing, cleaning up photos, learning about sound and file conversation was amazing for me and kept me busy. People reached out to me and Instant Messaged me, and we would talk for hours about the movie Legend. I had a friend group and a custom chat room of about 15 people that would meet up and just chat about the movie. The notes I wrote down from the Pop-up video made me an instant expert on the subject of the movie. The screen shots and access to clips, sounds, and a pictures taken straight from the VHS copy that I could access at any time gave me a feeling of importance to this little community.
     Someone pointed out there was 3-4 websites on the subject, small little websites with a few pictures and sometimes sounds and such. I loved reading why other people thought the movie was important to them and their little stories about how they discovered the movie. There was a website which is now considered the de-facto omnibus on the subject, The Legend Faq @ Figment Fly. It had a few factoids and some limited information and links to other sites that had some information. Maybe three pages total. I talked with Sean Murphy and to a smaller degree Geoff Wright about the information I have and the technology I have access to. They mailed me a VHS copy of a Japanese rip of the European version of the movie, and with some help from their friend Dragonstarr from Drexel, I started my own small website using AOL's hosting and starting ripping straight video and screen shots, and even more sounds for download.

Popularity and Limitations

     AOL was at the time limited to 2MB per screen name. I was not able to upload my vast archive of media, and they did not allow links to other places to play media directly through HTML. I taught myself how to make a website using Adobe Sitemill, the precursor to Dreamweaver with help from some friends in the Legend community, and my new tech friends I met at school. I learned Adobe Photoshop and got a free copy from school, and became adept at converting images to GIF, and cutting them down to the smallest size possible to have a presentable website. I abused the loop hole of having a max of 5 screen names, so I had a total of 10MB of website space to play with, Advertisement free. At the time if you had a site and could afford hosting, it was super rare. Most fan-sites of the day had a few horrible backgrounds, a handful of low res pictures taken from someone else and that was it. When I rolled out my site, it looked professional and polished and offered new information and high-res custom art that some sites did not have the space to host. Behold, Demon's Page of Legend:


     I offered two versions of the site, one text only and one that was full color with Adobe Photshop textures. Links, images that I could downscale enough, sounds and even a few very very limited low quality video clips were available. I converted all the characters from the movie in to character sheets for various roleplaying systems. I organized and moderated a chat room, bulletin board and RPG. I met some really great lifelong friends (Oona/Kali) and together we found out lots more about the movie, (Daven Blix/Stepahnie?) found and typed up scripts bought out of magazines and Ebay, and provided a wealth of information to the Legend Faq to complete everything we knew about the movie. After a year of having the website open, it amassed 47,000 unique visitors, and I joined various webrings, including the Legend Ring, below.


     There was such a firm limitation on the space allowed on the internet for webhosting, I was looking for a way to upload more information, and I met another college student from Drexel that Dragonstarr introduced me to. He, like Dragonstarr, had unlimited access to Drexel.edu and could host thousands of megabytes of information for free, just for being a student. We worked out a deal with Umbriel? that I would upload all the stuff to him and he would host it. His site was the first flash site I've ever seen, and so professional and was a repository for all the 640x480 scans, videos and high quality MP3 sounds from the movie. I was overly protective, and would often call out people by name and site that used the images and sounds that we worked so hard to preserve on our own web spaces. I did eventually find a way around the 2MB limit on space and released my own cut down site with just clips from the movie and rips from the soundtrack, and released my vice-like grip on the community. After all, I was stealing myself. Yes, I did the work, but anyone could do it with the right PC and equipment. Right around 1997-1998, I moved, met some new online Legend friends who were starting their own sites, and I helped lots of people join the ring and find their little niche on the web. I loved helping, and I didn't have to do big updates to my site anymore. Figment Fly took a new approach with their site and stop crediting people for getting information or working on certain projects. There was a specific thank you on their page to me for helping for so many years, and it was removed, but I said nothing, as I had not talked to those guys in years. Our information was near complete, the scripts were typed up from hard copies and 3 different versions of the movie were picked apart and documented. One of my friends Daven Blix who had a really great site with Fan Fiction, typed the March 10th script by hand and offered free printed copies, who was very instrumental in attracting people to cosplaying the movie, was no longer credited by the site that we idolized and help get all the information they needed. Artist friends of mine who made sculptures and props for the movie that got me in tough with people to get a Convention started, all lost interest, and by 1999, my senior year in high school, I added my Fan Fiction to my page, and announced this would be my last update. On May 4th 2000, I accessed my site for the last time, downloaded all the files and HTML and announced I would be leaving the page up mirrored on a friends site for archive purposes.


I learned so Much.

   I learned HTML, sound and video editing, how to write, basic Adobe Photoshop skills, and so much more. I won two awards for my site in national design competitions. Mind you, this was the mid-90's and there was not many sites out there. I met some really great people that had a huge impact on my life. The journey was insane, and to be at the beginning of a cult awakening for a film at such a pivotal time... its crazy to think about. The things myself and others put in place in the mid-90's built the foundation to encourage people to fan-out about a movie, gain access to the music and information they wanted after the movie was over. Don't tell me you never watched a movie and said to yourself, "Do you think there is more? There has to be more." Even googling the script seems so trivial now-a-days, but then, if you had access to the internet and used a search engine to find who was in the movie, your only outlet for information was one of these fan-sites. There was no IMDB, no google, just some limited Yahoo and Webcrawler. You relied on these fan sites to point you in the direction of people that had the information you were looking for. Link portals like the one on my site would have descriptions of the sites in question. Want to learn more about the ring Lili wore in the movie and where to get your own? Go to this page, this guy will make them custom for you for a price. Looking for poems and stories? Right here. And so on, and so on. We all loved and promoted each other and made it as easy as possible for visitors to find the information they were looking for. It was such an innocent time, so free to say and do what you wanted, and so much fun. 

The End?

    I was listening to a podcast while driving to Miami for work, which I often do to kill time, and the next recommended podcast was about Legend. They talked about the different scores, the cult status of the movie, and talked little factoids and information about the cast. I listened to this podcast until the very end, and almost cried when it was over. They did mock some parts, but they did a great job encapsulating what people like about it, the magic of it all, and how timeless it looks on that massive sound stage. Oh the glitter! Tom Cruises naked legs everywhere, creepy butchers from Hell and the majesty of Tim Curry. The community lives on in these pod casts and youtube reviews. The sites are all but gone, the only way you can get to them would be on archive.org. Anything made on Geocities or Yahoo or Tripod is gone. Gone, to the ether. It's a shame, but I'm happy how it all happened. When someone says a movie is a "Cult classic", I now know how these things come to be, what started it all, and who was there at the beginning. 


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Update 8/29/21 - If you were part of this Legend community way back when and want to reconnect, we made a discord to join for some of the people who have read this and reached out: https://discord.gg/fE3RvWTZ

Sunday, July 4, 2021

i7 8700k Average temps over time, cleaning, overclocking and information

 


You're here because you have an Intel i7 8700k and you are worried about your temps.

     We are going to ask and answer some questions today about the i7 8700k. Long term temps, gaming, resting, cleaning, maintaining and what you actually need to know. No fluff or garbage, just information here boys and girls.

How can I monitor the temps of my CPU?
  • Hardware Monitor is the best, and its free and it's what I'm using for this article. You won't need anything else. Download the zip version so nothing installs on your computer because the hell with that. Click the link to download it and let's get started.
  • This is what my current screen looks like:

How hot can my processor get before it becomes a problem? What is considered safe temps?
  • 100c is the cut off before things start going sideways. Your processor will start to thermal throttle to save itself when you peak at 105c, even for a moment. 
  • The manufacturer says safe temps are under 100c, so they are telling you this is a hot little CPU. When gaming and benching, you never want to be over 100c just to be safe. I'll share my temps short and long term, and you can see the longevity at certain temps.
  • Prolonged 80c temps with peaks in the 90's will not hurt this processor over three years of near constant abuse. 
  • When gaming, anything under 85c seems pretty normal for me. As the video card heads up (I'm using an RTX 2080) it will climb a few degrees as the temp changes inside the case. 
  • Idle temps should always be under 40c. If it's above that, check to see if everything is clean in the case, not a ton of programs running and do some basic maintenance.
  • If you hear 'water noises' or a sound of bubbles or rushing water, there is air in AIO cooler and you need to get that moved through, as that can cause heat spikes. Unplug your PC and put it on it's side for a few minutes, rock it around a little on a flat surface and you should be all set.
At (Blank) setting, what should be my average temp?
  • My PC has a pretty bog standard AIO cooler from NZXT. I would say that any AIO with a 120mm fan will be pretty close to the same results I've had.
  • All PC's are different, and you have to take ambient outside temperature, fans and fan speed, pump speed, etc... in to consideration when finding what your PC should be running at. 
  • Here is my spreadsheet I've been keeping below, with my average temps:
Has your PC ever just turned off or thermal throttled before?
  • Turned off, yes when benching with too aggressive of an overclock. Too much voltage and not enough fan and pump speed.
  • If your computer thermal throttles you will know it. FPS will drop in your game right away and the PC will seem sluggish. Time to back it down a bit and find out what's wrong. 
  • In the case of shut downs or thermal throttling, remove any aggressive tweaks or power profiles, clean your fans, check your OC if any and back it down a little bit.
  • In the second quarter of 2021 I was aggressively overclocking out of boredom and had some air in my cooler so I had a few spikes over 105c, which caused a few shut downs. I decided recently none of that is worth the longevity of my machine, so I dialed it back a notch. 
  • Check your fan curves in the BIOS, or load a custom fan curve if you are running hot. There should be multiple presets that are already in there, try a performance one. 100% speed is going to sound like a jet taking off so try 75%.. then 70%.. check the temps and try different speeds.
How do I overclock the i7 8700k?
  • Bios makes it very easy these days, most just have a button you click in the BIOS that says OC, or TURBO. Press DEL when your PC starts up and check it out.
  • Follow this guide. 
  • You don't need 5ghz. Everyone saying that is the target for this processor is wrong. It's a lot of heat on the CPU that you don't need to worry about and shouldn't attempt unless you have a pretty good cooling system. You can do it and make it work, but you don't need to, you will never notice that extra 300mhz. I do it occasionally for benchmarks to check how my CPU is doing over time, but change it right back because for Overwatch I don't need it.
  • Always crank your fans and pump up to the performance setting or you will have some high heat spikes. These settings are in the BIOS. If the fans are too loud, overclocking is not for you.
How often should I clean my PC/Fans/Radiator?
  • I do it once a quarter. Watch your temps. When you see them kind of rise over time, it's time to clean. I have found that a quick clean out every other month (Filters/Fans) is good enough, and about once a quarter take the radiator out and blow it out real good.
  • Always check both sides of the radiator and fans for an accumulation of dust/hair/fluff. 
  • Don't every smoke near your PC. I use to do this back in the day. It's 100% not good for PC components.
  • Clean using regular isopropyl alcohol and compressed air. Let the case dry out for a little while before you plug it in and turn it on. Don't worry, you wont hurt anything. Get in there and wipe it down. 
  • Once a year check to make sure everything is on the up and up, make sure all the chips and cards are seated and nothing has moved. Observe anything and make notes if you have to. You don't have to be compulsive like me and have a spread sheet. 
  • Every 2-3 years take the CPU off and re-paste with some fresh compound. This is what I used. I used an X-pattern because I saw on gamers Nexus that's what real men do. 
Other notes and comments
  • Mileage may vary and your own experience can differ to mine. I clean my PC pretty often and watch temps constantly. I live in Florida, but my AC stays on 74 year-round. 
  • The 8700k is hot as hell, it runs super hot, idles hot. However, with cooling you can crank it way past the advertised spec and get lots of performance out of it with very little effort. 100c wont kill this chip, but try and do your best to stay under that. 
  • 80c is not overheating. 90c is not overheating. 100c is.
  • I've had mine since release and its on 10-14 hours a day, 7 days a week. It's in my work PC, the PC I game on, and its hooked up to three monitors. I watch movies on one, game on the second and have various Crypto trackers on the third.
  • This is a great processor to use long term and experiment with, with very little risk to the longevity to the unit itself. 

Monday, May 17, 2021

Hackers - The Movie - My thoughts and comparisons

 


    I've written about Hackers; the 1995 movie starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller, several times in the past. I gave my quick thoughts, explained how it got me excited and let me down, and my interactions with the hackers community before, during and after the film was released. I was driving to Miami today and I was thinking about watching the movie again for the first time in about 5 years, and decided to listen to a podcast about it. I flipped through a few, and all of them were making fun of the movie, saying how horrible it was, and how it was a waste of time for everyone involved. Admittedly the one podcast I listened to all the way to the end, they said they were a little young for the film, had no connection to early 90's culture, and no link to hacking or Macintosh computing from the era. I thought, well, since I have all these connections, and was the original target audience, why not go over it in depth?

The Technology

     Let's be perfectly honest: Computers of that time cost a metric fuck-ton. The introductory price of a Macintosh LC II in 1993, with 4MB of RAM, no monitor, no modem or add-ons of any kind, was $1699- or $3095 in today's dollars, allowing for inflation. Add a monitor? No problem, for $399 for the cheapest and smallest 13 inch available. 4MB RAM? Better call Kensington and hand over another $219. Modem? Toss in another $100 for a cheap one. Don't worry, I did the math; the average complete Macintosh Setup from the day cost around $4800 in today's money. Forty-Eight-Hundred.

   

    I use the LC II as an example, because at the time you could run in to an Office Max and this was the budget solution and setup you could expect to be hard sold by some guy in a red shirt making $5 commission per sale. In 1994, the Performa/Centris/Quardra/LC lines became all one computer that ran different variants of the 68040 Motorola processor. For the low, low price of $599, you could interchange your motherboard with the next model up for an almost imperceivably increase in speed and zero functionality. This was a dark time for Mac's, but were a mainstay in school, and their system 7 environment was far more advanced than the Windows 3.1 available at the time. 

    Bottom Line, if you had a PC in your home, it was for the entire house to use. Your parents paid their bills and used it like a word processor, while you played games and got online to talk to friends. 


     The movie Hackers was absolutely full of portable computers. Every character had one, and a nice one with all kinds of options. Let me tell you, no one I knew at the time had a laptop, luggable or portable PC. Especially a Macintosh. Why? The insane cost. In the market for a Powerbook Duo as pictured in the movie? You would have to shell out close $5000 just to get started. Want a bag, modem, or the famous DuoDock to go with it? Get that wallet! The dock alone was $800. No teenager in the 90's just casually had a laptop that could get online with them. Most of the IBM PC Compatible laptops of that time had no sound, grayscale graphics, and very little expandability. 

My Group of Friends, and their Tech


    We had an IBM DOS compatible computer in our house that my parents used, and I got on to BBS's on, all the way from the late 80's to the early 90's. At school it, was all about the Macintosh computers, System 6, and how advanced and friendly they seemed at the time. I begged my parents for one, and every time they looked, it was way out of their price range. I come from a pretty well to do family, for them to say it was out of their price range is kind of a big deal. My sister got a car for her birthday one year, and they said the computer would be more than a used car. My whole life changed when I moved to Florida after my parents divorced, and my grandfather died no sooner did we move. There was an inheritance involved and it was close to $10,000. I didn't have any friends in Florida, but I knew I wanted whatever Macintosh was available at the time. It was 1994, and the Performa's were the newest machine available in Macmall Magazine. I was able to the get the best one in the magazine, with the best monitor, keyboard and modem, no expense spared. I chose the Performa 636CD, and added the optional DOS card, a supra express external 28.8k modem, printer, ergonomic keyboard, speakers, and whatever software looking awesome at the time. It came with a free 100 minutes of America Online in the box. I was ready to go. 

     I met a few people at school who played with computers, one in particular asked me what kind of PC I had, and I told him a Macintosh proudly. He practically begged me to come to his house and see his setup. He only lived a few streets away in a nice neighborhood, and had the aforementioned LC II in his room, with all the bells and whistles, RAM upgrades, and even a scanner, which was kind of rare at the time. He had a commercial grade laser printer, and his previous computer, a Macplus with an external hard drive, was also plugged in as a secondary computer to test HyperCard stacks and whatever else he was working on. Color me impressed. Up until this point, I played games on mine, got on to AOL maybe once a week to use my 20-30 minutes of time I was allowed as it was $1.99 a minute, and played around in the paint program and such. I had no hacking tendencies and really never thought of it. The only time I thought about doing something malicious online was finding a way to get more internet time.

Friends and the Vibe


     There was no real "Hacking Style" like the movie. That is 100% exaggerated. Even the music and the whole vibe to the movie is so off, it's crazy. Myself and others did take on some of that style and music choice of the movies. I'll explain.

    Each character in the movie has their own computer. A portable of some kind, tailored to their own eccentric natures and unique to them. Well, we didn't have portables, but we sure customized. I brought my PC with me almost everywhere. I had skate stickers all over it, and screwed a handle in the back and sides so I could lug it around easier. My friend mentioned before painted his monitor, keyboard, mouse and PC jet glossy black; He was an expert typist already and didn't need to see the keys. Other friends had various stickers, markers and even graffiti on theirs to reflect their personality. 


     We dressed how we dressed before we starting messing around with computers. How did people dress in the 90's? Well nothing like the people in Hackers. I was in a skater/BMX community in Vermont with my older brothers before I moved to Florida, so already wore clothes and shoes that reflected I was a skater. Rollerblading was super hot at the time, and skateboarding was out. We rarely saw any skateboarders at the park, it was all blades. I met someone who was not in to the Macintosh scene, a neighbor a few streets away who had an Amiga in his room. He could play awesome games, visit BBS's and listen to music on his PC, but not get on AOL like we were doing. I instantly was hooked on Rollerblading, and it became my preferred choice of transportation in 1994. We had chain wallets, Mossimo shirts, and Airwalk shoes. We rollerbladed so much, we both became very good at it, and later competed in competitions around the South Florida area. Remember, this is all before the movie Hackers came out. 

     We went to Macworld Boston in 1997, me and three other guys, rollerbladed in the Subway, met new people and saw new technology. We took disks as booths with the sole purpose to overwrite the information on them and keep the free disk. People had glasses and polo's on, khaki pants and white tennis shoes. No one stood out like us, and we didn't care. We met some other people that were around our age and local and made a weekend of it, and had the times of our lives. 

    It was super rare to know someone that had a personal computer in their room back then. Getting online? Even more rare. That had a Macintosh? 10000000% more rare. My four friends and I were a group, we wanted to know more, we lived and died Macintosh, and hated on the 'IBM Lamerz'. First order of buisness was to find out how to get free internet, because $1.99 per minute was way too fucking much.

Introduction to Hacking

     We had to get online as much as possible. Getting free AOL disks from the kiosk at the Mall or Office Max seemed like the best idea, but 150-1000 minutes free on a new account went faster than you think it would. We needed to be online 24/7. 4-5 months of using the trial accounts worked for a while, and someone we knew even made a utility that generated "Certs" so we didn't even have to go to get the disks from the mall anymore, we could generate them at home. The "Certs" started lasting less and less time, as AOL caught on to people using them for unlimited free trials. It became almost an emergency to find another way to get free AOL, or any kind of internet for that matter. One way was the local area network providers. Basically a company in the area that offered unlimited shitty internet for a cost and did not meter the bandwidth or who was logging in. Peganet was a good option at the time, and for $50 a month you could have unlimited 14.4 baud connections, then use that to log in AOL. Bad news: The price was a little high, the speed was slow, and they only had 10 nodes and we were 4 people alone. To get all online at once and for free was hard to do, and, you still had to have an AOL membership that was active and use their minutes. Makes no sense, but perfect sense at the same time. It was only a matter of time before we discovered carding.

     Our aforementioned friend made a program in Director that would exploit the Zahn method of credit card generation. He got the secret of it from trading files with other in the 'MaCWaReZ' chatroom, and built a small but light program around it. These programs were like gold, and easy to download and use. Some of them even came with detailed instructions and the people that made them frequented the chatroom to help you if you got stuck. A mutual friend worked at Blockbuster provided us with Credit Card numbers and expiration dates from out of the country that were Blockbuster card holders. Bajedo Puerto Rico seems like the one we always used. Input the CC information, the generator would spawn 100 card numbers, load the card number into the next utility someone traded us, it would generate the expiration number and boom, we are off to the races.

     AOL only billed at the end of the trial period, so no matter what, the card would work if everything matched the Zahn method. We would make a new account, spoof a new screen name which would just be different variants of our typical handles, and stay online for 30 days straight without interruption. We would use thousands of minutes at $1.99 a minute. 1000's every single month. This worked perfectly until AOL went to the Unlimited for $29.99 a month subscription service, which we all signed up for. Our introduction to hacking was the necessity to get online as much as we wanted without getting charged an arm and leg. We all had our own dedicated phone lines, so that was a non-issue.

Everyone's Personality

     Each person was good at something. I was good with the creation of OneClick pallets and editing and stealing other people's code and programs and using ResEdit to repurpose them for our use. The "Hell" tools that people used on macs that were basically low-rent visual ports of AOLHell from Windows 3.1 and were remade in OneClick. The one that I was known for was WhiteHell. I spent weeks on end finding out ways to change the boot up screen, the backgrounds, icons and logos of the Finder operating system so we could put whatever we want there. My best friend who was great at coding loved to make things from scratch and had been coding and making HyperCard stacks since say 1. We had one friend who had access to servers of different types, and used an IBM PC as his main computer so we had multiple ways to read and store information. Another friend had a full music setup in his house, all MIDI based craziness hooked up to Roland Keyboards and was able to make MOD and MIDI files on the fly with professional software and hardware. My father was the owner of a Radio Shack franchise in town, so we could always get parts or anything we needed easily and quickly with zero cost. I had one friend that used a 286 PC that was a hand-me-down from years before, that had a 9 inch amber gas plasma display and a 9600 baud modem. He was a super fast typer, was on BBS websites locally and all across Florida constantly. He traded files with people overseas and from other states, and had a amazing library of text files and small DOS programs that could help you get free long distance calls, make Phreak boxes and so on. This same person was a fucking wizard at stealing things. David Blaine level slight of hand and thievery skills. He was very introverted but was also very interested in anything that was dangerous or highly illegal. Need some RAM? Give him a 12pk of beer and a smile and he will grab some at the mall for you. Super amazing resource. 

The Movie Comes Out



     My closest friend decided he did not want to watch the movie. The trailer had a young kid with VR glasses on, there were attractive women, and stylish night clubs. It was obviously a super glamorized version of the lift we were living. I did have an attractive girlfriend, but she wanted nothing to do with computers. Getting a date was hard as a nerd who spent 90% of their time on a computer and the other 10% rollerblading. I ended up going to the movies to watch it with my friend that owned the Amiga. He was the furthest away from being a PC user and hacker, but had all the access to the professional audio equipment. His dad made his own beer, and he had insane speakers that were modular to take to parties. Before we knew what a modern DJ looked like, he was it. Hooking up his computer to a giant amp and house speakers to play his newest mods, or in some instances, even early MP3's. We both LOVED the movie. We talked about it to our friends and hyped it up over all. I went to the mall the next weekend and bought the soundtrack, the Fat of the Land Prodigy album, and changed what I was wearing almost immediately to be more edgy. I knew the movie was not the reality of a Macintosh soft-hacker from south Florida, but holy shit, I wanted it to be. Before this movie came along, Pump Up The Volume was the song of our people.

     I wanted to go to NY City. I was under the impression that this mystical place had a whole culture where people went by their user name and were "In the business". I spray painted my walls and brushed up on coding. I even further customized my computer's boot screen. I even distributed an early version of the backgrounds featured in the movie that I made in photoshop to the AOL download message boards. The movie came out on VHS, and I was the only one of my group that was interested in watching it. I know it's fantasy guys, but it's so close. Take the VR shit out of it. The stylized version of the net, take that out too. Those backgrounds and desktops are so similar to ours. We do the little customizations to our setups, and we even rollerbladed. The similarities were too hard to pass off as a coincidence, and at the end of the day, I desired to know how Hackers was made.

    I got older. The DVD was released with zero special features. I bought the Laser Disc online for $4, it was the Deluxe version that was letterboxes. I finally had something that was close to the movie theatre version, and not some pan-and-scan bullshit. I paused the movie and would capture little details. I found out through a fan website on Geocities that the movie was filmed in Pinewood studios at the same time as another film at the time. The person had pictures of the lobby cards and even had a copy of the script signed by the actors. I had to have more. I emailed people that had anything to do with the movie, found out cast members names and found their AOL screen names and sent them direct messages. I got little details here and there. Above all, I wanted the address to Cyberdelia, the club from the movie. I learned from a low level grip/lighting person over AIM that the majority of the movie was filmed in London. All the indoor shots, schools, apartments, bedrooms, clubs and so on were all purpose built sets made in the UK. My hopes of every finding Cyberdelia were gone. I know from watching the movie that SOME of it had to have been filmed in NYC. Grand Central Station? I could go there. I wanted little details no one knew. Meanwhile, I picked up the second and third iterations of the soundtrack at the mall in the bargain bin for $2 each at FYE.

     I taught myself HTML and made several fan sites about movies I liked, and begged for more information. 

What you need to get started

     To be a Macintosh Hacker in the 90's you needed a certain set of lucky things happen to you:

  • Have nice or wealthy parents that had 5k +++ to throw away on a computer for you
  • Have nice or wealthy parents that were willing to keep your computer upgraded
  • Have parents that were willing to give you freedom and access to some kind of money
  • Be lucky enough to be allowed to have this car-priced piece of equipment in your room
  • Lived in a heavily populated area to meet people with the same circumstances or a way to meet those people online, or both
  • Pray that they also used Macintosh computers, had access to some way to get online, or trade files with you
  • Had friends or resources that were willing to research or help you in some way, and introduced you to hacking, warez rooms, or some kind of entry level coding
  • Had student access to school Macintosh computers that could be sourced for parts
  • Have friends with wildly different sets of skills that span across multiple different operating systems and computer types
  • A basic understanding of how computers worked and communicated with each other
HACK THE PLANET

Monday, December 14, 2020

The_Col_Sanders is the best twitch channel on the internet





Learn how to cook, and laugh,  and play some Overwatch with a classically trained chef.

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

1080p @ 240hz or 4k @ 100hz - Which is better? (For Overwatch)

 

That's my dog.  

     Recently I've been finding myself wondering.. which is better? 1080p? 4k? 60hz? 100hz? Regular aspect ratio or ultra wide? Well I did some research using all the real equipment I have in my house, across three home computer gaming setup.

The Computers Being Used
Son's Gaming Rig
i7 8700 Air cooled
16GB 2666mhz ram
GTX 1070ti stock
Samsung 34inch QLED Ultrawide 100hz2k or 4k60
Wife's Gaming Rig
i7 10700k stock clocks Water Cooled
16GB 3000mhz ram
RTX 2070 Super stock
Dual Monitors Samsung 27in 4k100hz UHD and 60hz 1080p Viewsonic
My Gaming Rig
i7 8700k Overclocked to 5ghz Water Cooled
32GB 2666mhz ram
RTX 2080 OC
Dual Monitors Acer Predator 272B 240hz 1080p, and 42in 4k60hz Samsung QLED Frame

Details on PC Configurations
All the setups can run Overwatch at full tilt, as you don't really need a super computer to get high FPS out of it. I had some concerns with my son's computer, but it was Freesync enabled so locked in at 100fps/hz with zero issues. All three computers are pre-built from Bestbuy, have been looked over, and have a few tweaks as far as power consumption and cooling profiles. In the case of my computer, I was running benchmarks on it all the time, so it's heavily tweaked.

Game Reactions

240hz @ 1080p Gsync
My normal setup, I play Overwatch almost every day for at least an hour on the Acer Predator Monitor and RTX 2080. Everything is on epic settings, Gsync turned on, and it's constantly pegged at 240fps without any issue. Zero screen tearing and response is insane and ultra accurate. I've been playing a lot of Ashe lately and I can attribute my aim and play style around having great tools to do the job. It's not blurry when I turn, the sharpness of picture is exactly how I like it. No perceptible mouse or input lag. 

60hz @ 4k No Gsync
42in Samsung Frame above my 240hz monitor, epic settings, with V-sync enabled to take down that tearing. Turning around makes everything really blurry. There is no way as Ashe I can flick shot anything to make this work. I switched characters that did not have as much fine movement, and even tried Widow. Widow was more playable as you take a little longer on the shots. The clarity of the image from 3 feet away from the monitor is great, but I see little difference in the 1080p vs 4k at this distance. Overall, this is not the ideal playing experience for a DPS character with tons of jerky movement. Noticable input lag. 

100hz @ 2k Ultrawide Freesync
Another Samsung monitor, this time the new 34inch QLED with Freesync. Right off the bat, the zooming on the sides of the monitor in my peripheral vison, which can only be described as a tunnel effect, is distracting, but kind of novelty and I'm enjoying it. Only the slightest small tearing at the top of 100hz when turning or shaking the mouse fast. Definitely playable with a DPS but I feel like I'm watching a movie of myself playing slightly slower than normal. Only when a ton of things were happening close to me did I feel like it was getting away from and I felt dizzy from the blur. This monitor is amazing obviously, and the visual clarity side of it, and the richness of colors is really great. Very small amount of input lag, but it could be my imagination at this point. Poor GTX 1070 really at it's limit here, but stayed at 100hz with a few settings turned down to High. 

60hz @ 4k Ultrawide Freesync
Had to take some settings down to get this to work on the QLED monitor on my son's rig, everything on medium/high. Tearing is unavoidable. The decrease in graphic quality is noticable but not distracting. It's like playing the Samsung frame with more blur and tear. Could be slightly better on a higher end video card, but I doubt it. Not enjoyable at all. 

60hz @ 1080p No Gsync
This is a horrible gaming experience. I played Overwatch on a 1080p 60hz monitor for almost a year and was dizzy after 30 minutes of playing. This is a better experience than I remember from those days, as this monitor is made for design and is from Viewsonic. The picture looks good for 1080p, and the colors are really rich and accurate. Smearing at the edges. Turning the mouse quickly makes me want to vomit. Played 2 rounds as Lucio and I could feel myself getting the hang of it. Very noticeable input lag.

100hz @ 4k Freesync
This is a very playable experience. I'm close to the monitor, like the Predator 240hz panel, so no distance variable there. The image is just so clear, surprisingly clear and beautiful. No tearing unless I'm really slamming the mouse back and forth quickly. Played several games as Lucio and Moira, then switched to Junk Rat and lobbed some bombs around and chilled out. Blurry when a lot going on and things blowing up, but rock solid at 100hz and never moved with the RTX 2070s. I found myself getting use to the lower frame rate, but avoided playing Ashe as it was making me dizzy when I turned the mouse too much. Again, like watching a movie playback of myself playing on youtube. I could definitely get use to this. Played for an hour or more.

The Results

From Best to Worst
1) 240hz @ 1080p. By far the best experience. Felt closer to the game and I literally play better. Zero blue. No input lag. Picture could be sharper. Acer makes a good monitor.
2) 100hz @ 2k Ultrawide. This was really fun to play and felt great. Ultrawide gaming is fun and different. If this monitor was 144hz, I would 100% almost want this as my daily driver. 
3) 4k @ 100hz. Such detail, I really didn't know existed. Everything just looked so clear. For a game I've played for over 1000 hours, I didn't know it could look this good, and I'm seeing details I missed before. Almost a tie with the Ultra Wide. 

Final Thoughts
I would like to play 144hz @ 1440p and see the middle ground. My friend from work has a 1080p panel that is design built for gaming- 1080p @ 144hz and I would like to try that. I'm really wondering if the 144hz is the sweet spot. 100hz 4k shocked me at how good it was, and I'm guess a 3080 would be needed for 4k@240hz for any game. 

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Baulder’s Gate 3.. cheat?

Baulder’s Gate 3 Boulder Trick?

    I was having an issue beating up on the ogre trying to bang in the old house, where you interrupt them about to make a half ogre. Here: https://youtu.be/X89MAXFcnvU

     Right to the left of here is a small cliff side with several “Loose Boulders” I noticed you could throw them extremely far, so my plan was to get a few and wing them at the giant titty ogre when she comes out one-shorting my party.

     I knocked on the door and boom, here comes Bertha, full pissed off having interrupted their disgusting coitus. I tossed the first boulder but she was right on top of me as I did it. It only did like.. 5 damage with a 70% chance to hit. The boulder fell right back next to me. 

     I then picked up the boulder an unlimited amount of times and threw it on her until she was dead. No extra turns needed, just keep throwing the boulder to do infinite damage based on what kind of time you have. You never have to end the turn or do anything except click on the boulder, select throw; and do it a ton of times. If she (big tits ogre bitch) is inside the house and you attempt this, for whatever reason this causes the ogre to get stuck in the ceiling unable to take actions until you kill her. If you use multiple boulders, they will stack up and the enemy will be magically Levite’s one boulder-height with every toss.. and yes you can climb on said levitating boulders to get to places you would not be able to normally. 

     So I got curious. What else can I kill with a boulder? The mega spider thing with like 200hP? No problem. Bosses? Child’s play. As long as they want to get close enough you can kill them all in one turn. Throw boulder, walk up next to them and just keep picking it up and throwing it over and over. Never fails. All those knolls in the hillside nearby? No problem, however one of them fell through the world and started spinning a thousand miles per hour. Mileage may vary. 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Battle Angel (1993) - Full OVA

 


Link in case embed does not work. May be age restricted. English dub.

Awesome OVA and even better Manga. Live action movie was good, but this was great.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Fast internet.. will it get me in trouble?


     Let's call it boredom. I wanted to see how fast I could download a file, as I have pretty good internet and wanted to see how fast it would actually go. For the record I have 1.2gb Fiber both up and down, I'm 2 feet from the source cable, and my cord is less than a foot long coming out of the router. Different speed tests has me clocked all over the place, but here is an example from 1 minute ago from that ookla website, download packets from Miami, the closest major city.  



     My wife is watching the debates on sling, and my son is upstairs hacking the planet. I could run this 100 times and get wildy different results so I just went with the first one. 


     I then tried to download some test files from various sites, but their hosting is awful and could not keep up with what I'm throwing down. The best I got was 10.4mbps. I decided to do something LEGAL. I'm going to partially download a movie file from a torrent. A movie that I've already paid to own a copy of. Go here to read the legality of downloading a copy of media book or movie that you already own. For the record, I bought the movie Bladerunner 2049 when it was first available digitally, I'm a huge fan, and own the first edition signed of "Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep". Previously, my wife has given me shit for downloading torrented movies, as they send you an email, whether you owned the game/movie/book or not, they don't know, they just sent the email anyways. 

     I'm not going to post screen shots of the download, but let's just say, I documented a 31.7mbps download from a torrent of said movie, and stopped the download at 17%. I selected delete data and torrent, and went on my merry way. I never downloaded the whole file. The real experiement, which I'm not sure I want to know or not, is whether we get the email of death in the morning for legally downloading a movie I already own, and I get yelled at by my wife. Of course I saved a screen shot of me only downloading 17% of the file. Of course I'm playing with fire, and by fire, I mean the consequences of an irate wife who has warned me several times before not to do this exact thing.

    But.. I had to know. 

*Edit*
It did not get me in trouble. Not sure why, but my wife is not mad at me.. for this. 


Thursday, January 16, 2020

PodCast of the Month: The Pink House Tapes


Deep Learning Neural Net AI Summons the Ghost of Ric Flair


Yeah so what I made this blog too. I'm bored.

Love text adventure games. Huge fan. Ever since Zork and Dragon Riders of Pern on C64 I have been a huge fan. Still dabble in some BBS Door games once in a while still. This game really got my interest. Check out the link where I steer the AI to strange places and see what will happen.


Sunday, June 9, 2019

Why the Apple $1000 Monitor Stand is fine by me



     Over-engineered aluminum stand: $1000. Let's not forget the optional $200 VESA mount of you want to connect to something else.. you do have a choice, let's not forget about that.


     It's connected to a $6000 monitor. Yes you heard that right; Apple's professional monitor offering cost's more than a used car. It's 6k(ish), HDR compatible, and some of the most accurate colors and blacks you will see in a monitor.. but $6000.

     The customer for both of the products above is not the same customer that buys a mid range to low end Macbook pro. This customer is not going to buy the new Mac Pro cheese grater without the dual video card option and 128 GB of ram, they are going all the way, because they have the money to spend, and why the the fuck not. This is not marketed towards college kids trying to make music or basic graphic design.. no way. Is Apple going to piss off some people with a $1000 mount? Sure. But they were never trying to be attractive to that particular consumer anyways.